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Prometheus was better than Alien

I watched “Prometheus” and found it amazing. I can’t enjoy a movie unless I can piece the plot together and understand the motivations of all the characters. A filmmaker really needs to exaggerate these things so I don’t miss little hints and thematic details that might clue me in because I’m a total idiot. That was the problem with “Alien,” but “Prometheus” really laid it on thick, so I could enjoy the two-dimensional characters more.

I was expecting a strong female lead like Ripley from “Alien,” but instead I got an “Ancient Aliens” kook with faith in Space Jesus or something. I’m an atheist, and the cross she wore offended me. Deeply. The lead female, played by Noomi Rapace, was too interesting and mysterious. I’m much more into female leads that act exactly like males and don’t heroically give themselves abortions on machines designed for men only. This was the only flaw in Prometheus.

When I go to a movie, I also expect extremely subtle attention to detail, especially scientific fact, because I know exactly what an interstellar spaceship would be like and the ship in “Alien” was NOT it. I could spend all day picking out the scientific inconsistencies of “Alien” and get more enjoyment from that than I did the movie itself. I don’t want to have to suspend my disbelief, it’s too much work. Nothing was scientifically wrong with “Prometheus!” Like every film made in 2012, it reflects the fact that this is the future and we know exactly how space travel would work.

When they discovered the alien life in “Prometheus,” I really enjoyed how everyone jumped around and yelled like maniacs, because that’s what people do when they make huge scientific discoveries. In “Alien,” when Ripley is running down the hallway, that was so fake. No one would ever do that when being chased by an alien! Ripley should have been screaming at the top of her lungs! The audience really needs to know what’s going on inside characters, and that means huge exaggeration because we’re idiots.

I really didn’t understand the deep themes in “Alien” because I was too busy trying to figure out what the characters’ motivations were. All the absurd over-the-top explaining that went on in “Prometheus” was great, because it gave me a window into the relationship between a creator whose creation has become more powerful. A lot of people say it didn’t make sense that the Engineers would want to destroy Earth after they created it, or that they’d leave hints about where their big stash of “weaponized” organisms were. To me, it couldn’t have been more obvious. The Engineers are so far above our level of intelligence that we can’t possibly understand their purpose and this theme was driven home with so little doubt left for interpretation that it was almost too obvious. But I’m glad the filmmakers made everything so easy to follow and more scientifically consistent than “Alien,” because that’s all I really care about.

 

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Occupy National Gathering’s Big Plan

Occupiers at the National Gathering have finally unveiled a so-called “Big Plan” of Direct Action against the Finance Monopoly Capitalists they so naively call the %1. This is direct action that actually matters!

Occupy Territoria

Territoria is an entire world of vacant buildings held hostage by Finance Capitalists as collateral for their increasingly risky and insane investments in war machines. They’ve made an entire industry on the whole premise that your grandmother can’t pay her mortgage! Rather than camping in parks as part of a pointless exercise in drawing media attention from the masses, Occupy Territoria confronts this struggle head on!

Up till now, the struggle has been symbolic, a simulation of a revolution in what is an entirely stable culture under the iron grip of the hegemonic Finance Monopoly Capitalists they so childishly call the %1! By some magic, the camps in city parks, a terrible place to be, will somehow spread across the nation as an idyllic new haven for culture and economic justice. THIS WAS A LIE! OCCUPY HAS FAILED!

BUT NO MORE!!! Join Occupy Territoria today and we can provide you with maps of abandoned buildings owned by Finance Monopoly Capitalists, which are yours by right of the Occupy National Gathering’s Declaration of Interdependence!!!! Camp in buildings with no utilities! Move to the country! Move to the city! When the cops come, livestream it and get a new place! Territoria is ours! FOREVER!

Oh, but it won’t be easy. Territoria will use the model set forth by Occupy to settle all disputes–especially rape and murder–internally. Entire corporate farms will be taken over, and air-tight chambers will keep the pollen of Monsanto’s devil genepoison from crossing with purebred seeds bought straight from Lebal Drocer’s food insurance seed bank in Antarctica–at a special rate for card-carrying citizens of Territoria. Eventually, everyone will join the new Near-Utopia nation of Territoria, the world’s first global nation. Paid for and sponsored by the 1%.

Remember, the first rule of Territoria is do not talk about Territoria (Until you’re being “evicted,” of course!)

Until now, the Big Plan, as it is known to insiders, has been kept out of sight by the alternative secret organization within Occupy. Fed up with the wasteful mind control that is the Human Microphone and General Assembly model, the more intelligent among Occupy formed a powerful organization, which had to be hid from mainstream Occupiers who vehemently oppose any forms of organization. You may know them as the Occulati, and they do not believe in solidarity. Some say they were sent in by the 1%, others say they are agents from the Illuminati, others don’t really know the difference to begin with and just hate that they livestream Black Bloc.

THIS IS MONOPOLY ANARCHY! WE HAVE CORNERED THE MARKET. JOIN TERRITORIA TODAY. BECOME A TRUE ANARCHIST.

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WDBJ7 attacks local EMT Tracy Rolan

Her name is Tracy Rolan.

Objectification

NYDailyNews reports:

Former porn star Harmony Rose is volunteering as an EMT for the Cave Spring Rescue Squad in Roanoke, VA. While covering the controversy that her new post has stirred, WDBJ reporter Justin McLeod pointed out that the rescue squad has probably never had a volunteer like 29-year-old Harmony Rose. “She’s a former porn star,” he said, “Just Google her name and you’ll find hundreds of pornographic videos of hers.”

The kind of sick sexist parody at Chronicle.SU finally hits local mainstream media.

Roanoke County leaders in collusion with executives at WDBJ7 have seemingly manufactured a smear campaign against EMT volunteer Tracy Rolan. This depraved lapse in Journalistic ethics has created a “legitimate” reason to remove Rolan from the rescue squad. County Attorney Paul Mahoney has implied that the former sex worker may not be capable of  maintaining “trustworthiness” or “public esteem,” and that he would support the firing of Rolan only if it caused embarrassment for local emergency response workers, as this manufactured “controversy” was designed to do.

It seems clear that Justin McLeod has no respect for women, journalism, or the Emergency Response workers of Roanoke County. Instead of informative local news, Roanoke is left with this scumfuck tabloid rubbish which failed to even name Rolan, reducing her from a human into an objectified persona created only for porn.

In response to the manufactured “controversy,” WDBJ7 has removed the suggestion to google Rolan’s porn videos. Insiders from Burlington Coat Factory report that within WDBJ7, the issue has not been mentioned by managers, and totally “swept under the rug.”

Last Summer reporter Holly Pietrzak of WDBJ7 accidentally uttered the word “fuck” on television and, according to an anonymous source, was quickly suspended for several days. According to a statement made on Roanoke.com, “Pietrzak, who has been a reporter and weekend anchorwoman at the station since 2005, apologized at the end of the broadcast. She deferred all comment to Marks, who said that she won’t face any disciplinary action.” Lies! This disgusting attitude towards women and truth has come to be business as usual for the scum-sucking liars at the world’s worst local news station, WDBJ7.

[pullquote]”I don’t see what the big deal is! It’s not like she was doing interracial.” ~ Area resident, Monty Parche[/pullquote]Our anonymous source from Burlington Coat Factory has also stated that Justin McLeod, hatemongering writer of this sexist smear, faces no disciplinary action, nor does Dan Dennison, News Director.

Floods of prank 911 calls from the Cave Spring area, mostly residents allegedly suffering “priapism,” have caused delays for emergency workers. Tracy Rolan has not yet made comment, however, but if there is any justice, she will sue the everliving hell out of WDBJ7.