MOSCOW — At the G20 meeting Friday evening, Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin announced a huge leap in technology that will provide clean, low cost fusion energy without the use of any fossil fuels whatsoever. Putin addressed the world summit, saying, “The Russian state is fully backing the mass production of fusion reactors, having successfully tested several generations of prototypes. We will be shipping a production model to our allies in China starting in 2021 for a low, low price, although this peaceful technology is too dangerous to hand over to the aggressive NATO coalition.
Some who saw Putin’s fierce moves into Ukraine as irrational or hamhanded have had to reset their assumptions about what Russia’s military may soon be capable of in light of the announcement technology that seems to far surpass anything possessed by the United States or other advanced nations. Expert geotechnologist, Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, told reporters, “The circle is complete. The United States will continue its inevitable fall to the status of second world and possibly even third world, while the glorious ascendant Soviet Eurasian Union moves forward with technology that will complete the colonization of the solar system. We always knew communism was the right choice, for the long run.”