AUSTIN – Fans mourn the loss of beloved entertainer and maverick radio host Alex Jones, who died suddenly in his home after consuming around three hundred capsules of “high-test” Ozempic, a prescription weight loss drug. Jones was 50 years old.
The Austin police unusually refused comment, but an anonymous source close to the radio host indicated his fatal overdose was most likely part of a gag for his show.
Rumors of foul play have flooded social media, following Jones’ loss of his flagship media empire, Infowars. Jones lost the company in a defamation suit from the families of the Sandyhook mass shooting victims.
“He was snorting that stuff, chewing it. We had to take it from him when he tried boofing and mixing with alcohol. I’m not sure if it was all a joke for the show or if the stuff was actually addictive. One thing I can say for sure is he was definitely not aware of the danger. Alex was bright and completely shining with life all the way to the very end, and he needs to be remembered like that,” the anonymous source said.
Internet Chronicle reporters were able to substantiate the source’s employment under Alex Jones.
I don’t believe this claptrap about the drugs for one second,” Ms. May Forny of Lowtown, Oklahoma said, clicking her lips and shaking her head rapidly. “Oh no!” she held up her forefinger.
“They finally got him and are trying to make him look like a druggie to discredit what he’s found out about the Chinese and that deep state. I do admit his recent weight loss was suspicious, but not nearly as suspicious as the circumstances of his passing. Mr. Jones is sitting by the left hand of the lamb now, up in heaven, reporting on the hidden evils of the afterlife.”
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