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After running over five people and killing one, Dr. Troubadour walks away as if nothing happened

MIAMI, Fla.–Dr. Troubadour was cleared of charges Monday, immediately following a distressing incident in which he inexplicably drove onto a bike path, striking five pedestrians and killing one, as another suffers life-threatening injuries. According to eyewitness reports, the doctor and former professor emeritus at M.I.T., Angstrom H. Troubadour, intentionally swerved into a bike lane following […]

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Dear Doctor: Marital advice column by Dr. Troubadour

Dear Doctor, I’m trying to take care of my man, who is everything to me, and having trouble at home. Wah! Why, just yesterday I could tell he was tuckered out from band practice. I said, “Sweetheart, you’ve had a long day. Let me cook tonight.” I got straight to work, and in my hurry […]

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Dr. Troubadour announces long list of prescription-only ‘good times’ to be had CHEAP

Hello, I am Dr. Angstrom H. Troubonymous. I have enjoyed a long, storied career as a plastic surgeon to America’s top most beautiful celebrities. Some people say I do not deserve my wealth. Some say I deserve nothing at all. Others still will say I should be locked up, behind bars, and caged like an […]