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Edward Snowden: “Death to Ukrainian Nazis!”

MOSCOW — Edward Snowden slammed his fist into his laptop, Thursday, shouting with full force, “Death to Ukrainian Nazis!” Putin tented his fingers and growled like a rabid dog. “They’ll never take back Crimea. Precious Crimea.” Edward Snowden’s Ukrainian rant was building towards a crescendo. He’d cursed Zelensky, condemned chemical warcrimes, and now he tore […]

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Snowden unveils sinister Russian plot to re-align earth’s axis

MOSCOW– Edward J Snowden, former NSA whistleblower and elite hacker turned traitorous Russian spy, turned coat yet again, Friday, revealing details of the Russian military’s secret plan to detonate a specialized gigaton warhead, the “giganuke,” deep within the earth’s mantle.  According to Snowden, the “Kola Well,” the deepest man-made hole, also known as the  screaming […]

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Edward Snowden conscripted into Russian cyber operations after speaking out against war in Ukraine

MOSCOW — Edward Snowden, the NSA whistleblower famous for revealing details of expansive domestic surveillance programs in the United States, has been conscripted by the Russian military. Currently, he is being forced at gunpoint to use his elite hacking abilities in spearheading cyberattacks on Ukraine. This follows Snowden’s final tweet, in which he broke the […]