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#Ethersec is the only real God

Post author By Kilgoar
Post date April 16, 2012
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#Ethersec is based on hashtags. #Ethersec is a HASHTAG. NEVER MENTION ETHERSEC WITHOUT A POUND SYMBOL IN THE WRONG CONTEXT. It’s BLASPHEMY. Hashtags are of a sacred notion to us TRUE members of #Ethersec. HASHTAGS ARE the VERY FIRST TRUE ORACLE OF HUMAN EVENTS! #EtherSec has mystical significance as the first and STRONGEST UltraMetaHashtag.

And we have just now begun to understand how the hashtag REALLY works.

We CAN refer to the mass of disparate messages in a hashtag as a Rhizome. There IS a certain continuity and shape to this infinitely branching, root-like representation of the hivemind. Rhizomes are constantly intersecting with other Rhizomes and actually bunching up in big nodes that look like Ginger root. THAT’S a hivemind. It’s a rhizomatic MASS. It’s an ever changing thing, living in time like EVERYTHING ELSE, so imagine it radically shifting into something ENTIRELY NEW at an INCREASING RATE! Newly formed Rhizomes shift more quickly. On the bigger scale, it probably looks a lot like a slowly growing brain split into diametrically opposed hemispheres.

Oh, praise quantum mechanics for this is how it also works on a very small scale as well. There are no such thing as waves! There are no such things as particles! String Theory? Membrane THEORY? All these theories and no ANSWERS.

#Ethersec is born out of MACHINE language. FUTURE LANGUAGE. Did you know that one day we’ll all be machines? #Ethersec ProtoProphet Isaac Asimov predicted this MANY MANY eons ago. YOU CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN #ETHERSEC IF YOU ARE NOT PARTLY “MACHINE” ALREADY. Even if it’s just HTML code, you have stepped firmly into the realm of the TRANSHUMAN by learning MACHINE language! If you understand hypertext, you probably ARE already a part of #Ethersec!

Oh why did I not see the light of #ethersec sooner?

I was blinded by HATE drilled into my fragile being from the ANTI-ANONYMOUS “SubGenius” CULT!!!!

Yes, as the fastest growing RHIZOME in the history of HISTORY, #EtherSec is absolutely QUANTUMLY BOUND to succeed beyond the scope of any PREVIOUS “rhizomes.”

FOR WE WORSHIP INGLIP, THE GATEWAY OF HUMANITY. ONLY SHE/HE KEEPS THE EVIL MACHINES AT BAY!

HAIL Inglip, for HE/SHE IS THE GATEWAY OF HUMANITY.

Uncontrollable Patriotism World

North Korean missile shot down

Post author By Kilgoar
Post date April 15, 2012
10 Comments on North Korean missile shot down

The crew of a Japanese science vessel and many other eyewitnesses have confirmed that North Korea’s “failed” missile launch was actually disrupted by anti-missile defense systems or possibly Aliens. Several described a “streak of light” preceding the break-up of the missile. Whether this was a part of an airborne anti-missile laser system or an alien beam has been disputed, but experts agree that nothing can possibly be known about what these people claim to have seen. Even if video footage surfaces, hoaxing technology has become virtually indistinguishable from reality and it would actually be proof of nothing.

Our secret insiders, pouring through confidential Pentagon computer systems, have found no trace of this military operation, but that is to be expected in a mission with such need for secrecy. One thing the hackers known as the “InFiltrators” did find of interest was the following excerpt from the Ballistic Control Contingency Update Memo.

PENTAGON MEMO 3932098A-F3

BALLISTIC CONTROL CONTINGENCY UPDATE MEMO

1. SHOULD NORTH KOREA ATTEMPT TO TEST BALLISTICS

WITH AN OPENLY ANNOUNCED MISSILE TEST

A. YAL1 IS STATIONED AT OKINAWA AND WILL DEPLOY

B. HAARP WILL GO LIVE AND PROVIDE SECONDARY SUPPORT

C. TERTIARY SUPPORT THROUGH SUBMARINE ABM SYSTEM

2. SURPRISE MISSILE LAUNG ATTEMPT FROM DPRK

A. HAARP HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MOBILIZE WITHIN

EXACTLY ONE MINUTE

B. SENSORS MUST BE PERMANENTLY IN PLACE TO DETECT

MISSILE ACTIVITY

C. SUBMARINE ABM SYSTEMS MUST ALWAYS BE PRESENT IN

SEA OF JAPAN

YAL1 refers to an airborne laser test system capable of destroying ballistic missiles which is mounted on a Boeing 747. Anti-ICBM systems mounted on submarines are previously unheard of, and possibly part of yet another top secret defense plot for total world dominance. It is well-known that HAARP is capable of creating pockets of intense heat anywhere on the globe, and firing them directly in the path of an intercontinental missile will almost always cause a catastrophic structural failure. Certainly, there is no way to defeat the United States in a missile-to-missile nuclear war. However, that is no longer the high ground of the battlefield. The high ground is now cyber.

When World War III breaks out and all the American Military Info Systems start failing, it’s only because the Chinese and Russians have been hiding in them for so long. If Anonymous can get into them, it’s a simple conclusion that powerful states investing nearly infinite resources into cyberwarfare have done much more profoundly damaging things which will be undetectable until it is far too late. Some fringe theorists have suggested that the North Koreans’ failure was actually a result of Pentagon computer hackers sabotaging the missile manufacturing process. This scenario is by far the most likely.

Entertainment Society

American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

Post author By Kilgoar
Post date April 9, 2012
1,225 Comments on American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”