Bill O’Reilly admits he was not the key protagonist in Ayn Rand’s ‘Fountainhead’

FOX NEWS — Respected FOX News anchor Bill O’Reilly admitted to the press Howard Roark, the individualistic young architect from Ayn Rand’s libertarian treatise The Fountainhead, was not based on his character. Though O’Reilly was born just six years after the novel’s publication in 1943, the journalist insisted, throughout the greater part of his career […]

Bootstrap Party threatens to split Republican vote

The party political experts are calling “farther right than the Tea Party” could split the Republican vote, ensuring a place in the oval office for Democratic Socialist candidate Hillary Clinton in 2016. The all new Bootstrap Party, whose slogan reads Pull your damn self up! is sponsored by Hobby Lobby, Best Buy, Comcast and Google. […]

Michael Moore enlists in US Army as apology for American Sniper comments

Flint, Mich. — After calling American Sniper hero Chris Kyle a “coward,” and “a camping faggot,” US filmmaker Michael Moore issued a colossal apology in the form of his own enlistment in the armed forces. “Not only should I not have said those things, I should not have a right to say them,” Moore explained […]