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Melania Trump disrespected her husband in front of the entire world.

A group of women from the Focus on the Family for Profit charity foundation cried out in protest Monday after soon-to-be-Former First Lady Melania Trump disrespected the President in front of their Israeli hosts by selfishly swatting Donald’s hand away as he reached out for support.

The protest, spearheaded by James Dobson seeks to bring the Bible back to righteous indignation. Dobson believes Donald Trump was right to reach for his wife’s hand, who owes him affection and sex, and all the calcium in her bones to his babies until the skeleton withers away from osteoporosis, and she dies of old age.

“I didn’t dedicate my life to fighting gay rights and abortion, to see newborn baby girls grow up to disrespect their men,” Dobson bellowed from a Jumbotron over the Salem Civic Center Arena. “Jesus ain’t the only one who saves good Christian souls. Donald literally saved that harlot through marriage from the Soviet Bloc, and this is the thanks he receives? Who’s the cuck now. Just you wait until God hears about this, Melania!”

Others disagree, and were offended by Trump’s outward display of public affection.

Dan Sloan of Jerry Falwell Ministries and Dean of Admissions at Liberty University in Virginia, said Donald’s attempts to hold hands in public were an affront to the wholesome Christian family platform on which he ran for election.

“We do not permit hand holding on campus or in the greater Lynchburg area,” Sloan said. “And if we catch you playing footsie or grab-hands on the street? Well, let’s just say, they don’t call it Lynchburg for nothing.”

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    1. I heard she had artificial insemination to conceive Barron due to syphilis Trump infected her with and refused to have it treated. This is why he’s insane.

    2. 13hhatesec of chronicle @hatesec

      Blank slate. @Kilgoar have joey do it. Joeys world tour

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      12hKilgoar @Kilgoar

      Blank what

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      12hhatesec of chronicle @hatesec

      You’re right. It was fuckin shit. So i undid it all.

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      12hKilgoar @Kilgoar

      Oh, haha. I mean I just didn’t like the idea of videos playing like we’re some kind of subreddit for dank vids.

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      12hhatesec of chronicle @hatesec

      Yeah they sucked

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      12hKilgoar @Kilgoar

      They kicked ass and are super dank, but I think they’re a major distraction and out of place

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      12hhatesec of chronicle @hatesec

      They were among a folder of placeholders i dumped into it. The idea was to have featured headers replace the header img entirely

      @Kilgoar

      Replying to @hatesec

      What matters are the dank stories & this shit is just a headache that pops up every 5 years or so as news site design trends change

      12hKilgoar @Kilgoar

      Replying to @hatesec

      and a major operation almost to the tune of making our own theme

      12hKilgoar @Kilgoar

      Replying to @hatesec

      It’s kind of like disassembling and reassembling this theme into a whole new theme which is some kind of frankenstein monster

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      12hKilgoar @Kilgoar

      Replying to @hatesec

      Like you said, just filler. Those big photos and headlines are supposed to lead ppl into a story

      hatesec of chronicle @hatesec

      Replying to @Kilgoar

      But I don’t really want to do it anymore

      THANK THE SWEET BLACK BABY JESUS! By all means take the digital crayons away.
      Man, if ain’t broke, don’t fix it too much. Needs moar radio kplzthxbia.

  1. Oh, finally someone turned the damn lights back on up in this bitch. You neeeeed to keep that boy hatesec off of them over the counter pills & booze fishfag. The only sick he has is in his head/ass. OMG get rid of the plant already fuckers.

    1. its all your fault! thanks to your positive reinforcement kenny is drinking pee again. for shame!

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