NEW YORK — Banksy’s New York studio attempted to drop a giant banner spanning the entire George Washington Bridge, which would have said “LONDON RULES, NEW YORK DROOLS,” but police reportedly assailed Banksy before any of the 2,000 banners were successfully hung. Police were tipped off by new spy drones which peer through windows at suspected drug houses and at the hotel rooms of foreign dignitaries.
After evading arrest and reaching for the smartphone in his pocket, which police believed may have been a weapon, Banksy was shot 77 times. No investigation is being held.
Anonymous family members of Banksy asked fans of Banksy not to report on his identity and ignore tabloid media which is making money in a way Banksy would never approve of. Banksy was 64 years old and had three children and will be missed by fans more than any graffiti artist in all of time.
17 replies on “Banksy shot dead on the run from NYPD”
I would say “Kommand center rules, government nods”
rest in peace
he will rise again in three days
Yes I am moralfag …
Bansky is not dead you tools. this site is absolute garbage. pathetic.
title whoring is not cool
Oh, please proceed to tell us what cool is.
Is this retarded nigger serious?! ***smokes crack***
Is he really dead cuz I need info for a art assignment??
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
he is not dead so smoke weed every day :)
Even garbage news has it’s special place in history
This is not true what so ever. The site even covers its own tracks.
WTF IS BANKSY DEAD OR NOT I NEED TO KNOW I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT I HAVENT SEEN MY FRIEND IN YEARS…
Not dead, I know Banksy personally
I can’t believe Banksy is dead
He’s not dead. I know him. He is my tenant.
i kknow banksy aswell