INTERNET — In a startling and unexpected coup this morning, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump “fired” his campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, replacing him with his children. By the early afternoon, Trump announced on Twitter that he was naming his son, Eric Trump, as his running mate and tapped Ivanka as his future secretary of state. This marks the first father son presidential ticket in American history.
This unprecedented and startling move, which was made without approval of any Republican party officials, comes nearly a month after Trump “fired” top aide Rick Wiley, and the morning after father’s day. Sources say that Trump’s family honored him with a cake iced with gold, baked to contain photoshopped pictures of the family wearing the crown jewels of England.
5 replies on “Donald Trump announces his son Eric Trump will run as VP”
Look at the fuckin’ nose on Trump Jr., plastic surgery much *snickers* Doesn’t he looks like a whiter version of Michael Jackson but minus the gerry curls. He has small girly hands are like Daddy ‘Warbuck’ Trump. In other words, hands that haven’t ever seen any physical work, a true honest day of labor.
*His small girly hands
they are very small hands omg
What about lynchings fishfag …
Eric and Donald Trump are both fully capable of fitting their tiny hands in one another’s mouths and as such are most qualified for the office of presidency. :)