Donald Trump’s death ruled accidental blunt force trauma

INTERNET — Fans mourn the loss of former President Donald Trump, who was found dead at the bottom of a staircase at his imperial suite in Mar-A-Lago, Florida. President Trump is warmly remembered for hundreds of firings as the host of the reality television show The Apprentice, his brand of top quality Angus beef steaks, and his appearance in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

Coroner Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador told reporters, “He wasn’t too healthy to begin with, and we found him at the bottom of the stairs with bruises all over his body after he suffered a cardiac arrest.”

When asked about any indications of foul play, Dr. Troubador told reporters, “If there was any foul play involved here, it was the criminal amounts of sodium and fat in the fast food diet that Trump was living on for so many decades.”

Fans and haters across the nation gathered for vigils and protests which erupted into confrontations, violence, and the desecration of sacred memorials.

QAnon founder Jim Watkins was arrested with his son Ron Watkins at the Arlington National Cemetery moments after a failed attempt to extinguish the eternal flame at the grave of President John F. Kennedy.

Witnesses said the elder Watkins stretched his arms to the sky and screamed, “The storm is upon us!” as lighting blasted across the Washington DC skyline. Watkins fell to his knees where he began shuddering and mumbling, “JFK! Q++! 4, 10, 20, CLOWNS! Pres is not dead, I repeat, Q+ is not dead!”

The younger Watkins’ eyes grew wide with surprise as he announced to onlookers, “He has channeled the voice of Q, the authentic voice of Q! Glory, Glory! Trump lives!”


11 replies on “Donald Trump’s death ruled accidental blunt force trauma”

OMFG you think this place is left wing … this is hard hittin’, award winnin’, yellow journalism fake news at it’s most outlandish ?⏲????


Dem’s can’t handle that most of the country HATES them, & they’ll be out jobs by next election!!! The CORRUPTION – PEDOPHILE Party!!!!!

Don’t you mean Cassandra MacDonald …..
Olde MacDonald (cough cough had a ? farm, E I E I O ? and on this farm he HAD a horse AND it an heroed. True Story. And consequences will never be same, ’cause backtraced to FBLies.

The real question is why Darrah Ford (fake porn name) aka @OccupyRebellion
is such a fan of Brett Kimberlin and Anthony Weiner. And Neal Rauhauser.
@OccupyRebellion = @MissAnonNews = @CatsRimportant = Mellissa Brewer = @ItsKaddin, the one who use to call him uncle Neal.

When the internet is finished dragging both Neal and Libby theyll want to be arrested b/c jail will be the only safe place for either of them.

Neal your Lyme grift was good, however even you fucked that one up, didnt you.
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Narcissistic sociopathic turds like you are never as smart as they think they are. Hey, like knows like, right buddy ….

Revelation 6:7-8: … ‘And I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.’

But Melissa is good girl …. who surrounds herself with a few good men, or boys ….

Melissa Brewer’s ex (he stabbed a woman in the chest) I ran across her court docket for prostitution in 2006.

Her pimp was teenager Andrew Klepper, known as the baseball bat rapist. At the age of 16, he and his buddies attacked and raped a woman. And yes, a baseball bat was used. Andrew had a rich attorney for a father so he did no jail time for that assault. When arrested with “Lisa”, he was 19.

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