On Wednesday, Michele Bachmann declared that Elvis was still alive and wished him a happy rebirth. A recent study showed that Republicans are just plain wrong a shocking 93% of the time. Analysts noted this figure is somewhat inflated because of Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin, whose wrongness creates an impossible mathematical scenario which relies on imaginary numbers.
Welcome to BizarroAmerica
- Michele Bachmann is the prominent constitutional scholar in Congress
- John Wayne and John Wayne Gacey are the same person
- Tractor drivers in Texas need a commercial license just to cross the road
- Elvis was reborn on the day he died
- John Quincy Adams is our founding father
- Thirty percent of medical workers quit their job when Obamacare passed
- Lexington and Concord are in New Hampshire
- There are 3,400 people working for the Mainstream Media, and they all work for Obama
- John Huntsman thinks Michele Bachmann is a hottie
- The camera is over this way, Michele
- The swine flu only occurs under democratic administrations
- President Obama wants reeducation camps for young people
- Gas prices are up because Obama decreased domestic energy production
- Paul Revere’s famous ride warned the British of their imminent failure
- The US government wasn’t going to default
- Rick Perry isn’t white enough to be president
“I just hate it when people correct me, so I sympathize with the Republican party.” ~ Joe Sixpack
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