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Sue Brasko Breaks Ultra-Scoop on Doxbin’s Mega-Bust

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Sue Brasko always gets the best fucking scoops. God damn it.

INTERNET — Famed Internet lawyer Sue Brasko has broken the story of three young Finnish chaps who happen to make up the entirety of the deep web personal information hotbed “doxbin.” Unbeknownst to the rest of the world, the website is actually an entity in itself and all sub-entities arrested, when  combined, create doxbin as a whole. Think Voltron, but not Voltron.

They cannot exist autonomously, which is why doxbin the website is still up and functional. Even if you arrest the three doxbins(You cannot arrest an Doxbin), they are still able to synergize in Finnish prison to create a Tor relay to doxbins onion. The only way to affectively disable their superpowers is to break the molecular bond created when the Doxbin3 were born, considering they were birth via in vitro fertilization by the same donor: Erich Fritz Emil Mielke.

The Internet Chronicles very own molecular physicist, Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador posits: “The only way to truly neutralize these three boys that have been inextricably linked at birth through chromosomal mutations– whose abilities are not much different than the network of computers that comprise the Internet or Tor for that matter– is to give them lobotomies while they’re strapped down with Faraday chain-mail in a super bright laboratory somewhere.” He continues, “Until then, the reign of terror that is doxbin will continue until the fabric of our very existence is whatever.”

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By Jaime Cochran

A kind soul. Works for the X-Games.

6 replies on “Sue Brasko Breaks Ultra-Scoop on Doxbin’s Mega-Bust”

… it all started when we took away his play station and kicked him out of the family playroom in our basement …

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