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Thousands die after drinking tainted water in Flint

Flint Citizens died in the thousands after drinking piss-colored public water
Flint Citizens died in the thousands after drinking piss-colored public water

FLINT, MICHIGAN — Thousands of frozen dead bodies filled the streets of Flint, Thursday morning, as the cumulative effects of tainted, poisonous water proved too much for infants and the elderly.

Flint’s water is discolored and heavily infected with bacteria, and the cash-strapped city government chose a cheap solution, dumping deadly amounts of disinfectants into the water supply.

General Motors refused to use the tainted water in its manufacturing process because all the bleach in it would corrode the steel in its vehicles.

Activist Michael Moore said, “This is the first test run of a top secret population control program that aims to cull overpopulated areas that drain the American economy and harm its geopolitical stance. Flint’s citizens have become a target in the war on terror.”

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