TRUMP TOWER — Donald Trump announced he has assembled a press pool, in a move that shocked reporters. Traditional print and television journalists will not be given any access to Trump. Rather, he’s assigned several teams of reality television filmmakers to document his presidency.
Trump said, “I want to communicate with the American people. I want them to see the tough decisions I have to make and why I make them. That show will be The President on Fox, and it’ll start on the day I’m inaugurated. And on the very first day, you’re going to see. I’m going to be firing a lot of people. More than ever. It’ll be great tv and it’ll be a great America — just tune in and see it. I’m gonna Drain the Swamp.”
Other filmmakers will document his personal and family life. “Melania’s talking to Food Network. She’s a great cook. Wonderful. Another show, First Family, will air on NBC, and you’ll see the other side of me. I am a warm and caring father, and Melania’s just perfect. We’re good people. You’ll forget about all the lies of crooked Hillary. You’ll see.”
19 replies on “Trump to star in ‘The President’ a new Reality TV show on Fox”
I WANT TO HAVE MY SAFES PLACES AND BE RACIST TOO ***shakes tiny fist
“Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art—the art of words.” –Ursula K. Le Guin
We’re all just cogs (useful social mafia sh(r)ill or twitter village idiot$ in the wheel of political theater.
once upon a time a very. very high murican said https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKuc4eaFDNY
Ain’t no one white can sing teh blues https://youtu.be/MisLnQjKP00
except maybe jews…(ryder was in tp nirvana, but tanx to teh best backing band in the woild it was a great concert) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JArD8pjOSQ
Alt-right & alt-left, both sides need to die in a fire. Trump is Assange’s molotov cocktail, & Assange is Putin’s dirty bomb.
Personally the chroniclesu has birthday & influenced the growth of my inner nihilistic child.
heil, heil everyperry, afaik has your inner nihilistic child repeatedly been caught jacking it to the turner diaries. but no worrys ya time has come.
Activists and police trade blame after Dakota Access protester severely injured – The Washington Post
‘Anti-pipeline activists accused authorities of firing a concussion grenade that tore open the woman’s arm while she was distributing water Sunday night, while police said officers on the scene in Cannon Ball, N.D., did not deploy anything that ‘would have caused such damage.
anywayz, blurred faces or not, I recognized ya Orange shirt perry
Fishfag you believe in evil ….. HAHAHAHAHA … troll on my nigga. Had you mumbled something on the twatter about Ying/Yang I might have bought it. Whether it’s Trump or Killary no one’s gettin’ out of here alive, as someone once said in a drunken rage. ^faggot just stop with urban dictionary references, you’re embarrassin’ yourself.
cmon its frum southpark! southpark, the voice of reason, were assange is a rat, were global warming is a myth and were you, if your government decides to rape afghan children u root for ya team! so funny. btw sister, you faggot me. your master called me “cycling in homophobia” (the only time she made me smile). you are the one whos living in a trunk and whos one step away fom selling her body orifices to fringe existences. you hairy bitches are hypocritical.
::whistles dixie::: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1115197865202714&id=100001375344937
Am I being trolled by WanyetheGrouchfag, formerly of the original digital rag, the Elf Wax Times!? And Facebook is awful.
I’ll fuck your corpse’s hairy orfices for cash and prizes just for shits & giggles if the price is right.
Burn baby burn https://youtu.be/4YH5MEyNuIM
***cards you a papa john’s pizza AND a fuck ton of child pr0n (Canadian content, courtesy of TOR)
Canadian PM Trudeau’s (RCMP/CSIS codename: Himbo) Statement on Fidel Castro’s Death Met with Ire, Humor
‘The statement spawned the Twitter hashtag #TrudeauEulogies, which quickly began trending as people emulated Trudeau’s upbeat tone & lack of criticism.’
‘”While controversial, Darth Vader achieved great heights in space construction & played a formative role in his son’s life,” tweeted @markusoff, riffing on the Star Wars movie villain.’
+1 to the Himbo
Pizzagate is the best post-election troll, besides the culling of twitter again re: trollocaust 2.0 (2016 version) **yawns**