Immediately following the government reopening, the FDA reportedly gave “emergency approval” to a powerful new opioid for jazz musicians whose deep souls are in deeper pain.
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”I’m Phil Buckman, and opioids have ravaged the town I grew up in, killed my friends and family, and robbed a generation of stability. It will work for YOU, too!”
The Internet Chronicle is wholly, totally complicit in their scheme and shamelessly promoting it here. And what are you gonna do about it?
I’m Raleigh T. Sakers, and I triple-dog dare you to ask me to stop — Hate Radio, 2019
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2 replies on “FDA approves powerful new opioid for jazz musicians”
Playing/writing is just about feeling. Playing/writing isn’t necessarily about misery. Playing/writing isn’t necessarily about happiness. But it’s just about letting yourself feel all those things that you have already on the inside of you, but you’re all the time trying to push them aside because they don’t make for polite conversation or something.
Audiences like their blues singers (writers) to be miserable.
Who you are is what you settle for, you know?
Quote Of The Day
I’m a victim of my own insides. There was a time when I wanted to know everything. It used to make me very unhappy, all that feeling. I just didn’t know what to do with it. But now I’ve learned to make that feeling work for me. – Janis
**throws Joe Under the #MAGA BUS** while being sued & $crewed by my baby mama.