Hey, what’s up fellow dudes! It’s been a while since we last spoke but I’m clean now, and all my tests have been coming back negative so they said I can do this again.
Let’s get down to business. Your health. I need you to feel this great new idea I came up with. It’s the totally legal and healthy way to get high since pot is still against the law. It’s so simple your mother can do it using materials you’ve already got laying around the house – but it really works!
- First, what you wanna do – is you wanna take a few Benadryl allergy capsules – as many as you want – these can’t kill you!
- then wash it down with a Red Bull![pullquote]Benadryl and Red Bull is like 5 hour energy that makes you feel wrong.[/pullquote]
- every once in a while check your blood pressure, but really just try not to sweat it
- Ignore hunger for youtube for added weight loss benefits.
- You’ll wanna save room for medicine which after a short while should become all you really want, anyway!
You’ll feel totally groovy and you’ll swear people like you better too!
It gives you energy and mellows you out, which is perfect for school teachers and safe for children.
Oh, last but not least:
Try not to operate heavy machinery unless you’ve had a LOT of pills!