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Internet Chronicle OUTLIVES BuzzFeed News

It’s the end of an era โ€” or is it?

BuzzFeed News so Chronicle could.

INTERNET โ€” BuzzFeed News has closed their doors. It was a website but they had doors. They’re closed now, those doors are.

They actually tried to work, gathering investigative news and doing investigations, driving a strong hard news spike into their claim of journalistic territory, even winning a Pulitzer last year. Little did it matter, they were gone within the year, and just Internet Chronicle remains.

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Raleigh Sakers himself commemorated the event with his dick out, but everybody stayed cool about it. He said he was not busy so he came by.

“You guys this is really fucking special,” he said. “Me, being here.”

Sakers, a seasoned news enigma, says the irony of a publisher killing news programs is not lost on him.

“People always come up to me, they say Raleigh, I thought publishers published? But just like with BuzzFeed it’s the same with like you, publishers shutting down the news.” Raleigh was grinning. “Yeah. I said yeah, that’s what we do.”

The Chronicle Coin is on display at the Cuthbert, Georgia City Park tomorrow, Friday April 21. The exhibit runs until 11 p.m. when the park closes, at which point the Chronicle Coin will move permanently to their North American headquarters, located just down the street.

The Internet Chronicle is brought to you proudly by Lebal Drocer, Inc.

“We unpublish the news.”

By Hatesec

I am the hatest

7 replies on “Internet Chronicle OUTLIVES BuzzFeed News”

It’s my birthday today (April 21st) hooray! ๐ŸŽ‰
I’m very excited about the chronicle coin at Cuthbert. I’ll be seeing it very soon!

Part 2
I am sure this doesn’t go over well with the lads in the UK, like say his buddy Tommy Robinson aka Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon.

Prediction, Andrew was recorded bragging about a crypto exchange where all the Romanian gangsters are pulling scams, so now it’s just a matter of time before they either shoot him for the lulz or he has himself shot to full his so-called self-fullfilling prophecy of what the ‘Matrix’ has planned for him. Andy the Tater Tot is a typical narcissistic potato, always the victim

#mangodown Slave harder๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ญ, fucker ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š

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