Hey folks. Media Mogul here.
I’ll be taking a long break from the Internet starting tomorrow morning and lasting until ????. I don’t give a shit about you and we won’t miss each other.
Enjoy your pornography, reddit and bitcoins.
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3 replies on “Goodbye Internet”
its over when i fucking say its over timefag. i don’t need you , you need me. end-users are nothing but meme monkeys looking for butts to sniff.
I, for one, embrace and eagerly acknowledge our cyber-overlord and vow to faithfully serve its electronic needs. please think of me as a loyal servant, oh mighty inglip.