“Honey Boo Boo” star Alana Thompson dead at seven

The late Honey Boo Boo poses for judges on the reality TV show Toddlers and Tiaras.

The late Honey Boo Boo poses for judges on the reality TV show Toddlers and Tiaras.

ATLANTA–Alana Thompson, known to millions as “Honey Boo Boo,” passed away Tuesday morning from medical problems related to childhood obesity. She was seven. Grieving family members have forsworn their poor diets and addiction to energy drinks. “We ain’t drinkin’ that poison go go juice no more. They dun’ took little Honey Boo Boo Child away, and they ain’t gonna take no more of us,” said June “Mama” Shannon.

The nation has turned its attention to its diet in light of this tragedy, and calls to outlaw dangerous soft drinks have flooded legislators. “Soda is killing our children, and they are our future. We’re going to have to either tax or outlaw sugary drinks,” said Joe Biden.

Some critics are skeptical about these calls for a crackdown on unhealthy drinks. Nutritional expert Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador said, “The death of this child, it’s a tragedy, but I don’t believe she died because of soft drinks. Soft drinks bring vigor and pep to everyday life and cleanse the mouth of dangerous rot. If anything, it was all that spaghetti, ketchup, and butter. Nothing good can come of a high calorie diet so devoid of nutrients.”

81 comments to “Honey Boo Boo” star Alana Thompson dead at seven

  • Idealist

    I’ve never read such awful comments. I watch the news almost 24/7, and Honey Boo Boo hasn’t been reported as dying that I saw? But, whether she died or not, why all this meanness? If you don’t like something on the boob tube, turn the channel. My God, what would the world be like if we were all perfect robots????? Besides, who wouldn’t want to make some money…in this economy those people are/were? lucky to catch their fifteen minutes of fame. What’s bad is the child beauty queen contests. Remember Jon Bonet??? Too many of us focus on the wrong things. Just because we’re online doesn’t mean we have to be crazy cruel. We all have our faults. LOL! Look in the mirror/s? :)

  • Krissy

    Do any of you people making rude insults about this little girl even have a life?? I mean really, do you have nothing better to do besides sit around and insult her and her family. It’s people like you that make America a horrible place. Saying you wish death upon someone is so immature and childish. Especially since you’ve wished death upon a 7 year old. Fucking grow up. It’s not your child. So why worry about she raises her children?? Why don’t you judgemental assholes find something better to do and worry about ypur own damn lives. It’s sad that these poor people have to live with people always making fun of them. It’s sickening actually. You people are just jealous that you’re not famous and have a popular television show. Grow up and leave this family alone.

    • Midnite

      I take it that you are also a toothless backwoods redneck ?
      What parent in there right mind would want to show off a kid that has no manners, runs around the house like a little brat, then.let the kid eat and drink whatever she ?
      Oh yeah I am so jealous that I don’t have my own TV show !
      Have you even.a brain ? Most of these shows, have rednecks/hillbillies in them, mostly for our Entertainment, due to how we stereo type them.
      Yeah I would want my own Tv show, but my family has all there teeth, have manners, and have class. So no producer will be knocking on my door any time soon. Nor would I want them to !
      She is going to have to live with all the crap she does for the rest or her life, and when ratings drop or the producer gets fed up with them, they will be dropped like a hot potato !
      Then what ? Oh mommy is going to have to get a job.and stop living off the kids money ! They are not getting paid all that great anyways.
      But maybe if we get hard up for money, I will pull some teeth, move to the south and come up with some kind of shit that the producers would love, but gell would have to freeze first !

      • Krissy

        Actually no. I am not a “redneck” as you call it. I can’t stand the way they act and I have all of my teeth thank you!. And I never said I agree with the way she raises her children. All I am saying why waste time to judge these people when clearly they only act that way to get attention because they know they’re on camera. I’m a mother myself. Of a ten month old. And no it isn’t right she lets her children sit there and eat and drink whatever they want. But it’s their lives no one else’s. If she wants to let her kids be unheathly, so be it. She’s the one who will have to deal with the consequences of her actions. But I don’t think it is right tp wish death upon someone. No matter what the situation. Obviously you’re just another one of those jugdemental pricks that doesn’t know right from wrong. I was raised not to judge people. But I guess some people just think they’re better than everyone else. It’s bullies like you people who cause other people to do irrational things like murder people. That is all I have to say to you!

        • Midnite

          You do judge people !
          You have just did it here !
          Plus I bet you do it every week, how many times.have you seen a mother or father do something with their kids, then.said to yourself, “I would never do that, or I would never let my kid do that” ? This is judging someone.
          Anyone who says they never would judge people,.are full of it ! It’s human nature.

          Don’t think they are just acting for the show, from.what I understand, they have been doing YouTube videos and thats how they were found.

          Any family that are dumb enough to air there family shit on TV, should know they just opened themselves up to shit.
          People have the right to.say what they want. So if someone wants to say she died because they are fed up with the BS , then they have the right to say it.
          No one asked you to read these post.
          So.some people feel better by talk shit about her, they didn’t email you to.ask you to read it.
          You did it by yourself to read all of the post.
          Then you past judgment on all that made a comment.
          Oh but you don’t judge people ?

          Again, anyone that says they don’t judge people, say they don’t get jealous, are racist, are all full of it ! Again it is human nature. There have been studies done about all of this, and the findings would.shock you.

          Really who is getting hurt by any of these post ?

          Why don’t you go.and complain to some of these tabloids out there and the shit they say ?

          • Krissy

            Whatever. Whether you believe it or not, there are different types of judgements. It’s still the point that you don’t wish death upon anyone. Especially a 7 year old or any child for that matter. It just proves you have no morals. Would you wish death upon a child?? Cause if you would, then you also have no morals. Yes this little girl is overweight, but rather than pass judgement on her, someone should help her. All she is knows is junk food and energy drinks. She needs to be takendrom her mother and put on a diet.

          • Fuck you, “Krissy.” You have a stupid name and stupid ideas. You’re commenting on a fake blog post about a redneck slob.

            Get a life, you piece of shit.

            Grow a fucking purpose.

            Never come back here.

          • i bet u say that to all the girls

      • Anonymous

        All of us in the South are not toothless rednecks!

      • Anonymous

        Wow, Midnite, you like dissing the “rednecks” yet you spell like one? I’ll hit you so hard with a dictionary to the head you’ll vommit the alphabet, go study and stfu, leave krissy alone and I don’t know, maybe grow some balls and go to the South and call one of us a “redneck” and let’s see what happens, mkay? This “redneck” has better grammar, spelling and teeth than you so if I were you I would rather shut the fuck up, to the rest of you indecisive pricks, suck it ass faces, I’ll see you all in Hell! Yes that’s right Midnite, Hell is spelt with an ‘H’

        • Midnite

          Well you don’t have the balls to even use a name, but go under “Anonymous”, is that the.best you.have asshole, oh boy I misspelled Hell, by hitting the G thats right next to the H.
          Just shows the mass range of your IQ, of a 50 by your writing.
          Just love the idiots that have nothing better to do or say and try to pick apart ones spelling, when they hide
          behind their computers and talk big !
          I have been in the south, and called you all toothless backwoods rednecks !
          Put your money where your teeth was and come up north to Chicago and talk this shit to my face !
          Oh don’t forget to bring your dictionary so you can try to hit my head with it ! Just that you will be crapping out the alphabet for the next couple of weeks then !
          So hop on the next bus and come run your mouth !

  • Kelley

    She is not dead!!!!

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