Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty

Dog the Bounty Hunter was recently arrested by Mexican authorities for illegally bounty hunting outside of US territory.

Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the hunt yet again, but this time he’s after NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden.

HAWAII — Duane Chapman, better known as Dog the Bounty Hunter, announced plans to enter Russia illegally in order to capture fugitive whistleblower Edward Snowden. Dog, in an impromptu press conference held outside Da Kine bail bonds, said, “Sometimes you gotta bend the rules to save America, and if I can catch this traitor Snowden and bring him back to God’s side, then it’ll be worth the risk of a lifetime of hard labor in a Siberian gulag.”

The reward for the capture and return of Edward Snowden has been set at one billion US dollars, prompting many bounty hunters to take the risk of capturing a fugitive who is protected by the Russian KGB. Dog was recently arrested and released by Mexican authorities for illegally bounty hunting outside of US territory.

When asked if he had a message for Snowden, Dog became agitated and began to rant, “Every Dog has its day, but Snowden, your days are numbered. Me and Beth are gonna catch you and bring ya to justice, the American way. If you’re listenin’ slick Eddy, the Dog’s comin’ for ya. You can run, but you can’t hide brah. The Dog has picked up your trail.”

Dog and his buxom wife Beth were reportedly spotted boarding a jet for Hong Kong, where the couple intends to search Snowden’s hotel rooms for evidence.

314 comments to Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty

  • mahituna

    Kilgoar: “God sees everything” must be kind of uncomfortable when your in bed banging away…maybe he closes his eyes

  • mahituna

    read the article knuckleheads, a billion dollar reward..lol. that would be a clue huh. no wonder people get conned everyday.

  • The Dog

    Beths cooterHole smells like rotten cabbage.

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  • bill

    be a waste of time, even if he still there. would cost dog more money to watch him. he be broke before he seen him!

    us-dollare in europe is trash its useless

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  • Anonymous

    Actually the world wide web as in the internet was created in Switzerland, by and Englishman Tim Berners-Lee at a company called CERN (the people who run the nuclear collider) and it was originally used it as a connective database system

  • Anonymous

    this mad dog got brain washed, never mind, russian is watching!
    free Snwoden!!!
    from france

  • Tomy kay

    And when DTBH comes home in a box, that’s a wrap on that. Snowden is no traitor. It’s never a wrong time to do the right thing, he’s learning and so are we. My problem is how many other people are going to confuse this with one who tattle-tale’s on trivial things or a rat out for revenge, greed or notoriety.

  • Aalx

    This is super funny! Oh Dog, has your lesson in Mexico taught you nothing? Russians are hardcore, if he really does end up entering Russia. This will be the last we see and hear of Dog. It’s funny how ego takes over.
    It’s obvious a lot of people in the usa rely on second hand information. Snowden totally made a sacrifice so ppl could be more aware of their privacy and freedom! We need more snowden types! We all need to educate ourselves and ask hard questions and put ego aside. We need to help each other in creating a better world!!!

  • Kolja

    It is pure hoax. Guy simply can’t survive in Russia on its own. If he break russian law they just throw him im prison for the kidnapping. It is 8 years mandatory. they may let him go after 4 for good behaivior. That is it.

  • American

    Glad everyone is hatin on america, cause honestly we just the dons of all you weaklings, i will move out of america when im older, but America is a powerhouse and if you really wanna bring us down work on your motherfucking selves.

  • Osama

    Damn, America! You are born of atrocities and don`t even see it! The true Americans are the people who lived there 1000 years ago :D small minded selfish idiots that you are :D

  • Anonymous

    You all are trash and nedd to leave AMERICA!

  • Blob

    I’m sorry but I fail to understand how the fact that his wife is “buxom” is relevant information to this article.

  • Jason

    Yeah F^#K America! I am so sick of how self centered the Americans have become! They are truly one of the stupidest countries in the world! Look at all the gun violence in the country and they are too stupid to realize that its because of their slack gun laws that all this BS is happening! Then they are so reliant on oil that they have to invade other countries and STEAL all their resources! I would be so embarrassed to be an American! America needs to take a long hard look at the way that they do things!

    • Melanie Stewart

      This guy does not represent America, he is a fool.

      The majority of us ‘Americans’ go misrepresented by swine like him due to the media posting or showing stories of this nature.

      Please do not point your finger at every American based on the actions of the fools in media. If you fall for this facade of lies and propaganda then you are truly just as ‘stupid or more so than those you point your finger at.

    • deadthelma

      I see where you’re coming from, and there are too many people who represent that stereotype, but I don’t know a single person who condones the war. That’s a pretty accurate stereotype for people in political power and the wealthy (money is power), but the rest of us are working class, and working class people have no power. Do you think we don’t see these things, and wish we could change them? I have witnessed our system fail time and again and it is shameful, but I would never say I was embarrassed to be an American. I feel like I’m pretty lucky, I don’t wake up every morning fearing for my life, I’m not in imminent danger of being kidnapped by drug cartel and being beheaded. Count your blessings and direct your anger towards countries where that is a reality, because I think that is considerably more sickening.

  • Jason

    Yeah Dog will act like he’s a big hero just like hi did when he went to catch that Andrew Luster clown. Then when things go sideways and he ends up in some Russian prison they will hold a special 1 hour episode of Beth crying her eyes out by the pool screaming “I cant live without big daddy!”. Then she will appeal to all the news reporters she thinks are her friends to do a story on how unfairly poor old dog has been treated and how he should be released immediately! I truly hope that if he does enter Russia illegally that they hold him in a filthy Russian prison for the rest of his life! He thinks he is above the law and he needs to be shown that he is not! He is actually worse off than Snowden as far as the bad things he has done in his life!

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