Henry Rollins Commits Suicide

    Henry Rollins committed suicide after a torrent of hatemail for his criticism of Robin William's Suicide.
Henry Rollins committed suicide after a torrent of hatemail for his criticism of Robin William’s Suicide.

INTERNET — Henry Rollins, also known as Henry Garfield, was found dead in his home Saturday after his stomach tragically burst. Rollins angrily denounced Robin Williams for his recent suicide, saying, “I no longer take this person seriously,” but doctors say his ruptured chest was full of viciously chewed hate mail from Robin Williams fans.

Henry Rollins will be missed for his interesting addition to the classic American Hardcore band Black flag, even though he felt the band never really made it, saying “Flag never assimilated will with the Hollywood Punk scene.” Rollins was known in the music scene for his daddy issues, famously phoning up Ian MacKaye, a grandmaster of angry white man hardcore second only to Jello Biafara, to ask for permission to join Black Flag. MacKaye approved.

Not only was Black Flag an outsider in its milieu, but Rollins was an outsider, a mere replacement within Black Flag. The band, and Rollins especially, were targeted for abuse everywhere they played. Rollins himself admitted, “I got bottles bounced off of the head — after a a while, you become very wary, ready for someone to fuck with you — you get into you-versus-me situations. To this day I take shit.”

No one ever really liked Henry Rollins, especially his spoken-word stuff, and he will most likely not be missed by anyone except maybe four people at the most. Robin Williams was definitely more popular, his suicide overshadowing Rollins’ by far.

15 Replies to “Henry Rollins Commits Suicide”

          1. Oh your defo still the sexiest man alive. Ian my one true love. Miss you and your rather deep bum hole. TaTa for now WElSHIE xxxxxxxx

    1. jo you old tart stop trying to pinch my fame. go and get a eyelift and some lipo, jesus i must have been off my tits on meth to hump you. never mind though you will be getting your chance in court in jan so you can pick which one of your 5 personas gets to speak.

  1. Jezze who are these creepy retards faggin’ up the chronicle lately, y’all need to die in a fire (or get laid & then die in a fire)… and I thought Barrett Brown was suppose to be executed, I mean sentenced this week. ps- And Henry who … and this is what happens when western societies do not support assisted suicide, ppl trying to famefag thru death. Meanwhile in California bee farmers have had a terrible year.[img]http://i.imgur.com/8gbbWoq.jpg[/img]

      1. LEAVE OFF YOU SLAPPERS IAN IS MINE. I THINK I AM HIS TWIN THOUGH AND LIKE TO IMPERSONATE HIM TO KEEP HIS MEMORY ALIVE. SLAGS ALL OF YOU.

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