TULSA — Fans mourn the loss of Doug Jackson, a popular youtuber famous for building a tremendous ship in his front yard. Jackson died early Saturday morning from tragic injuries sustained during an explosion at the Tulsa Port of Catoosa. He was 63 and is survived by his son and three grandchildren. Jackson had recently […]
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California Legalizes Parasocial Marriage
INTERNET — Monday, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed the Parasocial Marriage Bill into law, which went into effect immediately. This controversial new law allows individuals to enter into a one-way marriage with their favorite entertainers and fictional characters. Lawmakers say this new law will benefit the economy by allowing the estates of single people to […]
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Steel Lion Morning visionary blues
I’m Frank Mason. I work around the clock on a decommissioned research facility, protecting the untouched remnants of a bygone dark age of government testing. I’ll do this until I die. For now–rather, I should say for the duration of this story–I was lounging on the davenport at home, smoking a joint. Last night, I […]