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Ali Alexander dead at 38

INTERNET — Die-hard conservative fans mourn the loss of Ali Abdul-Razaq Akbar, better known as Ali Alexander, who died from eating poisoned Taco Bell in a failed attempt to instigate a mass suicide at his South American “MAGA mega-city,” Alexandertown. Nearly a thousand MAGA conservatives were bused and flown to Alexandertown, thinking they would find […]

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The Ruin of Aubrey Cottle

Since the 2000s, Aubrey Cottle has been the owner-administrator of 420chan.org which, until recently, was one of the most popular chan-style imageboards online, second only to 4chan or its Japanese inspiration, 2chan. His name is kirtaner. Pronounce it however you want to. Life carried on somewhat peacefully, without major, life-ruining incident for what were undoubtedly […]

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Laughing at KiwiFarm’s last agonized gasp

The Hater is a noble profession, making a mockery of some aspect of society that is so collectively embarrassing and destructive for us all it must be revealed, sometimes even with deception, trickery, and subversion. The noble Hater is not to be confused with highly prolific, repetitive goblins who rely on their numbers to create […]