My ideal president

What qualities do you look for in el presidente?

I’d like to see a President self-destruct once in office.

The ideal President would/is/does:

Tear the oval office apart in fits of rage
Listen to Electric Wizard
Kick secretaries in the face
not try to conceal one blowjob, but demand them every hour, on the hour
drinks heavily
even uses cat tranquilizers and PCP
fights police
hates women
has kids and collects child support from his ex-wife
loses control in front of audiences and repeatedly uses racial epithets to describe his corporate bosses
liberal jew media
goes to visit his brother in prison, because he really, truly cares.
sleeps until 1 p.m. and plays Call of Duty for three hours before getting dressed for work
Doesn’t go to work
Ignores major responsibilities
eliminate deficit
acquire new, larger defecit

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