- IT’S ALREADY OVER!
- THEY’RE PAYING FOR VOTES!
- THEY CHEATED THE CONSTITUTION!
VERY LATE TERM ABORTION IS NOW LEGAL.

KILL YOUR CHILD LEGALLY–UP TO THE AGE OF 4!
IT’S ALREADY LEGAL!
- CASEY ANTHONY
YOU CAN THANK THE BABYKILLING MESSIAH-COMMUNIST! SURELY, CERTAINLY, UNDENIABLY HE IS DEFINITELY THE ONE FORETOLD BY REVELATIONS. THE ANTI-ONE.
WE WERE SURROUNDED BY THE REPUBLICANS.
- JEEP HAS MOVED ITS JOBS AWAY IMMEDIATELY
- OBAMA IS BAD FOR BUSINESS
- GUANTANAMO IS A PARADISE
- SHARIA LAW IS CREEPING
HOW ON EARTH CAN A FAKE CITIZEN BE PRESIDENT FOR 8 YEARS?
“Obama forged his documents and refused donating five million of my dollars to charity through his neglect to release invasive personal documents. Do not trust this man, he is a Manchurian Candidate installed by Soviets. The bastards are trying to put me out of business!” said Donald Trump while the microphone was still on during a speech Tuesday evening. He was red-faced and his comb-over fell all apart.
WE SPOKE WITH ROMNEY
“GOD BLESS AMERICA? GOD DAMN AMERICA! WE’RE DAMNED!
WESTBORO BAPTIST HAS PICKETED THEMSELVES FOR BEING FAGGOTS.

THE HIPPIE SONS OF BITCHES IN COLORADO AND WASHINGTON CAN NOW SMOKE MARIJUANA LEGALLY. GET OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN. THEY’RE ALL STONED! STONED!
WE’VE GOT A HOMOSEXUAL ARMY.
THE CHEMTRAILS ARE TURNING US HOMOSEXUAL.
THAT IS HOW POPULATION CONTROL WORKS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!
WHY CAN’T YOU ALL JUST VOTE FOR RON FUCKING PAUL?
THEY LEGALIZED MARIJUANA ANYWAY.
TRICKLE DOWN GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WORK.
AND THE TROLLS, OH THE TROLLS! THEY MADE THAT GIRL SUICIDE WITH THEIR ALTERNATE REALITY GAMING!
- SHE STRUCK BACK WITH THE MEME
- NOW SHE’S A HERO
COUNTRY RUINED

