INTERNET — Paula Broadwell, embattled mistress and biographer of David Petraeus, sent threatening anonymous emails to Jill Kelley including several common threats used by the hacking collective Anonymous.

Analyst Angstrom H. Troubador suggests Paula Broadwell has the kind of access to top-secret files that Anonymous has only dreamed of until now, and commented, “She most likely leaked the really good stuff that Bradley Manning couldn’t even get to. That new TYLER program, it’s pretty slick. Anyone can get away with leaks now! That shit’s made by occultist cryptographers. Real serious business.”

[pullquote]”We are Anonymous. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us, Jill Kelley.” ~ Paula Broadwell[/pullquote]The FBI investigation has turned up no evidence of leaks, as would be expected, but rumors have caused the Pentagon to grind to a halt, as computer experts comb through billions of wires for traces of Paula Broadwell and her threatening Anonymous communications.

ABC reports:

Earlier this year, around the time that Petraeus and Broadwell were breaking off their affair, Kelly began receiving anonymous emails, which she found so threatening she went to authorities. The FBI traced the messages, which have been linked to the hacking collective Anonymous, to Broadwell’s computer, where they found other salacious and explicit emails between Broadwell and Petraeus that made it clear to officials that the two were carrying on an affair.

• IT’S ALREADY OVER!
• THEY’RE PAYING FOR VOTES!
• THEY CHEATED THE CONSTITUTION!

VERY LATE TERM ABORTION IS NOW LEGAL.

KILL YOUR CHILD LEGALLY–UP TO THE AGE OF 4!

IT’S ALREADY LEGAL!

• CASEY ANTHONY

YOU CAN THANK THE BABYKILLING MESSIAH-COMMUNIST! SURELY, CERTAINLY, UNDENIABLY HE IS DEFINITELY THE ONE FORETOLD BY REVELATIONS. THE ANTI-ONE.

WE WERE SURROUNDED BY THE REPUBLICANS.

• JEEP HAS MOVED ITS JOBS AWAY IMMEDIATELY
• OBAMA IS BAD FOR BUSINESS
• GUANTANAMO IS A PARADISE
• SHARIA LAW IS CREEPING

HOW ON EARTH CAN A FAKE  CITIZEN BE PRESIDENT FOR 8 YEARS?

“Obama forged his documents and refused donating five million of my dollars to charity through his neglect to release invasive personal documents. Do not trust this man, he is a Manchurian Candidate installed by Soviets. The bastards are trying to put me out of business!” said Donald Trump while the microphone was still on during a speech Tuesday evening. He was red-faced and his comb-over fell all apart.

WE SPOKE WITH ROMNEY

“GOD BLESS AMERICA? GOD DAMN AMERICA! WE’RE DAMNED!

WESTBORO BAPTIST HAS PICKETED THEMSELVES FOR BEING FAGGOTS.

THE HIPPIE SONS OF BITCHES IN COLORADO AND WASHINGTON CAN NOW SMOKE MARIJUANA LEGALLY. GET OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN. THEY’RE ALL STONED! STONED!

WE’VE GOT A HOMOSEXUAL ARMY.

THE CHEMTRAILS ARE TURNING US HOMOSEXUAL.

THAT IS HOW POPULATION CONTROL WORKS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!

WHY CAN’T YOU ALL JUST VOTE FOR RON FUCKING PAUL?

THEY LEGALIZED MARIJUANA ANYWAY.

TRICKLE DOWN GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WORK.

AND THE TROLLS, OH THE TROLLS! THEY MADE THAT GIRL SUICIDE WITH THEIR ALTERNATE REALITY GAMING!

• SHE STRUCK BACK WITH THE MEME
• NOW SHE’S A HERO

COUNTRY RUINED

TUSKEGEE, AL. — Dissidents inside the Obama administration have unveiled sinister plans, at considerable risk to their lives, which detail a widespread conspiracy both to suppress Republican voting and deny Romney’s likely inauguration.

Should the so-called “oath-keepers,” a group of freedom-loving servicemen dedicated to the American Constitution, rise up against Obama’s regime, a detailed plan will be put in place to ensure Barack Hussein Obama’s agenda.

Firstly, the Tuskegee Airmen will “lock down” the airspace above America. This all-black group of Obama loyalists will instantly disable all air defenses and establish a no-fly zone over American territory. With command over the air, any organized insurgents on the ground will be easily eliminated through the use of drones. At this time, NDAA will be put into full effect and all FEMA camps will be activated. Most conservative Americans will be imprisoned before the reprogramming and subsequent massacre.

Next, Sharia Law will be put in place. All police forces will be disbanded nationwide and replaced with FEMA youth corps, who are a highly militant, well-trained body represented disproportionately by Leftist Blacks and Latinos loyal to Obama. The judicial system will be replaced with a hierarchy of local and regional Imams who will likely implement the death penalty for practice of Christianity.

Finally, Obama will solidify his alliance with Chinese and Arab countries. The purpose of this “alliance” will be to “spread the wealth” around the globe, especially to those countries which do the least work. No longer will America be the greatest country, but rather, it will be the global welfare and entitlement provider.

With nowhere else to turn, Loyal Americans will have to side with Europeans and Australians who are already struggling under Sharia Law. With the whole might of the American Empire at the hands of a Muslim, there is very little hope left for Freedom and Liberty.