Author: Kilgoar

Yesterday Fox News released their own Twitter d0x on PasteBin. “The Script Kiddies,” a new group of LulzSec wannabes, used this opportunity to post an old Chronicle.SU story.

The Fox News PasteBin posting attempts to pin the blame on th3j35t3r. the3j35t3r is a “hacktivist for good,” although detractors claim he is linked to the Illuminati and the CIA. Our analysts have decided that this is an obvious red herring thrown out by Fox News, who just wanted to a July 4th hacktivist attack for teh ratings. th3j35t3r would nevar attack Fox News, especially on July 4th.

The “Script Kiddies” are in fact a false flag operation run personally by Rupert Murdoch himself. The fact that Twitter shut down the Script Kiddies’ web site is proof of collusion. Twitter never shuts down hacker accounts.

Fox News let the “hackers” have several hours to continue seeding rumors of Obama’s death, really enjoying the drama they created on Independence day.

Meanwhile, Jeff Goldblum has created a virus that he will be inserting into FoxNews.com’s incomprehensibly advanced computer system. It’s based off of the stuxnet source code, and will finally deactivate the robotic Michelle Bachmann’s defense shield.

In a dark cave somewhere, Glen Beck is planning his comeback on a blackboard, using diagrams that only he can possibly understand. Wash them tears away, Glen, I know you love this country, but only Jeff Goldblum can save us nao.

Editor’s note: There are explosives placed in the homes of every American, which will detonate sometime around sunset. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED AMERICA.

Edit: Casey Anthony Casey Anthony Casey Anthony

Edit 2: Casey Anthony has ousted Boxxy as queen of /b/

The following are contents of Chinga La Migra Tres, documents leaked from the highly secretive Fraternal Order of Police, an organization linked to the Illuminati. Some contents of these leaked e-mails may or may not be genuine. Leaked photographs are at the bottom of page.

“Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.

Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: your child’s 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press “one” to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than “Old Glory” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass this on………”

 

I think many of the problems stems from the fact that the US Government has problems protecting the data bases it currently has. As a veteran I know several years ago I got a notice telling me that hundreds of thousands of Veteran’s Affairs records had been compromised. Many of us have seen how social security numbers stored on governement computer data bases have also been broken into.
I personally don’t feel comfortable giving the census all that information. My date of birth has absolutely no bearing on tax or political districting information etc. Merely asking your age to the closest year may be appropriate. Does being of a particular ethnic background make anyone less or more an American?
The census form should have only one question, “How people live in your house?”. It should be done online to save countless millions of our tax dollars. And there is no need to waste money by mailing us a notice telling us a census form will be coming soon.
Maybe we need to have to National FOP voice our member’s concerns to the federal government.

ARIZONA FRATERNALORDER OF POLICE STATEMENT CONCERNING LULZSEC EMAIL HACKING

It’s regrettable that this outlaw band of hackers continues to seek to undermine law enforcement in the State of Arizona, attacking police officers professionally and personally. All of the more than 6,500 members of the Fraternal Order of Police statewide will continue to do their jobs protecting the public and working to bring this group to justice.  Also, a point of clarification: The group’s statement of June 29th references a former FOP member from Maricopa Lodge 5. That individual, a longtime retired officer who moved out of state and was subsequently convicted of a sex crime outside Arizona, was immediately expelled from the FOP upon notification of his offense.

 

I know you’re in Vegas and having a good “time”. Ha.  But, just let you know for all the hard work you have put in for new members we had at least 20 people at the meeting last night and went thru 6 pizzas and 52 wings.  Unfortunately, the ladies didn’t get any pizza.

 

Dear All,
i need to tell you all that i am a sick pedophile who likes to lick my sonsballsack, i love to drink his dried smegma off of the ground and have only recentlycome to terms with my homosexuality, i think that we should all cum together andhave a mass orgy,
Farewell, and i hope to see… and touch all of you soon
#AntiSec

 

Living on the border, TEXANS are all familiar with criminals coming from Mexican gangs. In this situation, three armed felons crossed the  TEXAS sovereign border, and tried to rob an off duty  El Paso ,  TEXAS  policeofficer dressed in civilian clothes while he stood in front of a bank. The plan was for two of them to grab his backpack and toss it to an accomplice on a stolen motorcycle.   However, this well prepared El Paso Police Officer shot them ALL, managing to kill 2 immediately.  The 3rd thug was shot in both arms and bled to death before help arrived.     Do you realize how much this TEXAN saved the US  taxpayer by not having to prosecute these worthless thugs? Arrest and detention for 1 night = -$6,000  Transportation for deportation back to Mexico the next day = -$1,000 Air time for Obama to apologize in 30 min speech = -$25,000,000 =$25,007,000 Three .45 rounds = $.75  Auction 1 slightly used but scratched motorcycle = $2,500  Taxpayer savings = $25,004,499.25 Not bad, not bad at all!  They Picked The Wrong Man to Rob – Too Bad for them ALL! …only in  TEXAS!! God Bless TEXANS!   THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A 911 CALL IS EIGHTEEN MINUTES.  THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A .45 S&W ROUND IS ABOUT 1,225 FEET PERSECOND…… GO DO THE MATH!