The internet has taken control of our long-range nuclear missile silos. Richmond, VA readies itself for mandatory evacuation. Prepare for chaos.
Washington, DC – The 44th President of the United States of America died today from complications related to the Swine Flu. Barack Hussein Obama was 48 years old.
There are little girls who trail behind mommy or daddy through Anytown, USA, staring down into their twiddling hands at what is without fail – and without question – a cell phone.