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#QAnon movement FULLY compromised by agents of the #cabal

Shills have given platforms a reason to ban QAnon

In the past month, more platforms including Twitter have banned millions of QAnon followers in an attempt to censor their movement out of existence, following a widespread infiltration effort that has derailed and undermined the original message of Q. While many of the most abusive and threatening incidents to blame for the ban are certainly the work of paid shills, their influence is far more insidious, spreading slowly but subtly over the past several years among real supporters of Q.

Many of the infiltrator’s agendas have unfortunately gone totally mainstream in Q circles, wreaking havoc on the movement and the personal lives of Q fans. Most Q fans pride themselves in being too smart to trick, but that has left the door open for thousands of little, barely detectable tricks. These infiltrators are trained experts in brainwashing and manipulation, targeting you, backed by billionaires, and working overtime for years. They have step by step led Q believers astray from their moral and ethical high ground to join in their most evil deeds!

They haven’t gotten to me, have they?

Well, maybe they have. Here are some signs to look for. Does bringing up your research in polite company cause discord with your friends or family? Have you stopped talking to those you love, or lost friendships over Q?

If that’s the case, you probably have been compromised by the cabal to some degree. There are reports of full conversion among Q fans from a simple freedom lover to a fully depraved agent of the cabal. A Q fan might think that they are “redpilling” their own children and helping to save America. However, from their children’s perspective this is psychological sex abuse that has the fully brainwashed Q fan enjoying the act of ruining their own children’s innocence. That is how twisted and destructive the cabal is, they can turn their worst enemies into their agents and their very homes into a depraved site for ritual abuse that’s just as sick as Epstein’s island. Right under our noses!

If you find yourself doing research deep into the night and neglecting the rest of your life, this is a sign of demonic possession. Remember, this is a slow and insidious process which comes in many degrees as the influence grows over you. It doesn’t happen all at once, but it happens slowly, and by the time you’re capable of child abuse you won’t even realize what you’re doing. You’ll even think you’re saving people as you try to destroy their souls and ruin their innocence.

They have even separated people from their church!

That’s how sick the satanists are. Many of the family members who stepped forward report that their beloved relatives are afraid of church! This leaves them isolated and without Christ to guide them, a tactic that leaves them defenseless to Satanic influence, the first step to prime Q fans to participate in the very pedophile abuse they are supposed to oppose!

Is the Q movement finished?

QAnon Infiltrators have utterly ruined the movement, turning even the most well-meaning Christians into Satanic Pedos!

Yes! There are plenty of good folks left, but they are by this time far outnumbered by those who have been, at least to some degree, converted to the other side. You can see the hate simmering just below the surface, the Great Awakening has been perverted into a force that destroys families, friendships, businesses, and lives. This might have been “The Plan” from the start! “The Storm” may be the great evil that the cabal can engage in once they have a strong “base” of believers to fully support their new satanic world order. Think about it: Just a few years ago there were no riots, plagues, and storms ravaging the world. Now that millions have been mesmerized and turned against their own friends, family, and religion God has brought this as punishment. The cabal has gone mainstream by perverting the very movement that was supposed to destroy them. That’s how it always is!

What now?

Do you really think that it would be so easy, that evil would be so simply defeated, putting up no resistance at all to Q? It’s time to wake up, and for real this time. Thankfully, even the worst sinners can repent and find forgiveness in Christ. If satanic Q shills have sown discord between you and those you love, it is time to apologize and move on. If you have assaulted their innocent soul with satanic “redpilling,” you must go to a church and pray for forgiveness, confess, and repent. Rejoin your family with love. When you feel the demonic urge to sully your soul with polluted Q information, grab your bible instead and turn it to the Book of Revelations! No other document fully outlines how Satan has lied to you and turned your own movement against itself. It is never too late to turn back.

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Pentagon declassifies footage of UFOs getting the hell away from Earth

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Pentagon has declassified breathtaking video footage that clearly shows UFOs getting the absolute fuck away from the Earth as fast as scientifically possible.

In this previously leaked footage, Navy Cmdr. David Fravor and his massive unit were sent to check out strange, unidentified objects descending from 80,000 to 20,000 feet, and then disappearing. After several failures, the crew excitedly gets a lock on one of the targets, a rotating “tic tac” shaped UFO, allowing the camera to follow the otherworldly visitor until it left the Earth in its dust, man.

Fravor said he had not seen a vessel moving away from an object at that speed since Prince Andrew’s final departure from the Buckingham Palace.

The Duke, seen here leaving Buckingham Palace, makes the ‘now everyone knows I rape kids’ face.

“I can tell you, I think it was not from this world,” Fravor told Internet Chronicle. “I’m not crazy, haven’t been drinking. After 18 years of flying, I’ve seen pretty much about everything that I can see in that realm, and this was nothing close. Not to mention, they did not seem at all impressed with Earth, and left in the fastest hurry I have ever seen.”

Video footage shows UFOs getting the hell out of Dodge.

What were they running away from?

For some reason the aliens want nothing to do with us, Dr. Angstrom Troubadour mansplained from the Lebal Drocer Planetarium in Tour D’ivoire.

Maybe they find our alien atmosphere unsuitable, Troubadour hypothesized. Maybe we are just too far from the nearest neighboring star.

Maybe they hate our freedom, and couldn’t hack it here.

We have no idea what it could possibly be.

“Whatever. They’ll be back.”

— Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour, Lebal Drocer

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KIM JONG UN DOWNED

PYONGYANG — Kim Jong Un was “downed” Saturday, with medics from China rushing to get him back up. Internet Chronicle reporters gained exclusive access to Kim’s private quarters, where he lay in a state of uncertainty.

“He’s somewhere in between alive and dead,” Dr. Troubador, our in-house medical doctor said. “He could pop right back into action at any time, just like Terry Schiavo. With China coming in, I wouldn’t write that possibility off just yet.”

Kim currently looks like this, only on his back now, with eyes closed.
Kim currently looks like this, only on his back now, with eyes closed.

“He might just be doing this whole ‘I’m dead’ thing for the attention,” said one Anonymous Juche party insider, who asked not to be named due to great personal risk to himself, his entire extended family, and their pets. “He’s been hate watching the daily Trump briefings and nearly blew his lid with the comment about sunlight in the body, injecting disinfectant. Kim demanded we shoot him full of ‘Rona that minute.”

Number Stations which were previously dormant for decades are now alive with cryptic messages, often delivered in an original, alert, and hasty fashion not seen since Kim Jong Il died of a heart attack almost 9 years ago.

A team of ten thousand American intelligence agents are intensely monitoring these energetic and upbeat “number stations” embedded in Kim’s palace, including “steamy” emissions from a smart TV and Alexa device “air-gapped” by the Space Force.

According to a Pentagon official close to the Chronicle: “They did it, they pumped the Corona into his blood. It seems like they hit a vein heading for his head, causing what many doctors in North Korea believe might be brain death, and the first known case to medical science of a COVID-19 infection starting in the brain.”

COVID-19, named after the year of its discovery, 2019, is a comparatively ancient disease to inflict on a modern, forward-thinking Supreme Leader like Kim Jong Un, Troubadour noted. “It’s so ironic, when you think about it.”

Will North Korea let Kim rule his country from a permanent vegetative state, or is it time to pull the plug?

It could be the case that Kim can still hear the outpouring of praise and thanks from Juche Party officials around his bedside, according to Anonymous.

During our man-on-the-street interviews in Cuthbert, Ga. a young Korean boy named Min-Jun approached one of our reporters with his hands where we could see them.

“How heartbreaking would it be if it was you in that bed, listening to your sister making plans to test nukes and neutralize “threats” — but they were your old drinking buddies?” asked the boy with an unusually mature perspective. “You probably wouldn’t get it.”

Gerard Boucher of Georgia – where coronavirus does not affect us – told the Chronicle, “It is too soon to tell. I don’t think you oughta pull the plug if there’s a chance Kim’s alive in there. He’s good friends with the president, you know. Great friends. Sad!”

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