Vatican Forces Storm Dome of the Rock, Pope names Snowden Messiah

JERUSALEM — Saint Edward Snowden landed in Jerusalem today, accompanied by Pope Francis, Glen Greenwild, and an entourage of WikiLeaks agents. After leaking documents proving HAARP assassinations, Chemtrails, Ultraterrestrials, and NSA surveillance, Pope Francis quickly sanctified Saint Snowden. Tuesday Morning, several hundred heavily armed Swiss commandos from the Vatican captured the Dome of the Rock […]

Battle Stations!

FROM WITHIN PRISM’S PANOTPIC GAZE — The Empire Has No Clothes, and the Revolution draws ever nearer, just as me and all my friends on Twitter have always agreed. It’s so close I can taste it. As the Panopticon’s Black Iron Prison encloses the planet Earth from a panoply of hateful Imperial powers — America, […]