We’re up here on our high horses

At the Internet Chronicle, we’re better than you. You probably think you’re pretty good, and maybe you are, but we are better.

You are nothing!

Fancy yourself a good cook? We got you topped. Wild Bill Kilgoar can whip up a souffle that’ll lop your tits off. Got no tits? You might grow some.

Oh? You’re good at driving? I flipped a van down into a bank one time, while trying to prove to my friends that roads don’t matter. We got out. Police came to the house. Nothing happened. I’m better than you.

Can you read lips? Well, I read minds, bitch, and I know that you know I’m better than you.

Eat my ass. This is the Internet Chronicle.

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13 Comments

  1. *let’s out Chewy ear splitting scream AND eats hatesec’s neighbor’s cats
    :::licks fingers & smacks lips:::BURP

  2. ‘I believe I would make a good prostitute, for the simple fact I still possess a fresh, tight, virgin ass-pussy.’
    Sorry to burst your bubble, but your face will get fucked moar, lol! How about you try bein’ a shitty writer at the very least first, hoar AND gross!

      1. « Bravo, vous avez gagné 1 point Godwin. Vous pouvez aller le découper au burin
        sur votre écran… »

  3. The Tennessee Holler
    @TheTNHoller
    CLIP: “Arrest them.. and if they are convicted, then they are to be put to death.”
    @knoxsheriff’s Detective Grayson Fritts calls for LGBTQ people to be arrested, tried, and executed.

    http://tnholler.com/2019/06/video-part-2-knox-county-detective-wants-lgbt-people-executed/

    @TheTNHoller
    Over on Facebook we learn from a local attorney that Knox County Sheriff’s Pastor/Detective Fritts once fired into a crowd and shot a shoplifter in the neck.
    Ashoplifter.

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