At the Internet Chronicle, we’re better than you. You probably think you’re pretty good, and maybe you are, but we are better.
Fancy yourself a good cook? We got you topped. Wild Bill Kilgoar can whip up a souffle that’ll lop your tits off. Got no tits? You might grow some.
Oh? You’re good at driving? I flipped a van down into a bank one time, while trying to prove to my friends that roads don’t matter. We got out. Police came to the house. Nothing happened. I’m better than you.
Can you read lips? Well, I read minds, bitch, and I know that you know I’m better than you.
Eat my ass. This is the Internet Chronicle.
13 replies on “We’re up here on our high horses”
You should’ve rick rolled the van. Js.
*let’s out Chewy ear splitting scream AND eats hatesec’s neighbor’s cats
:::licks fingers & smacks lips:::BURP
I am just so advanced thanks to Christopher N & heroin.
‘I believe I would make a good prostitute, for the simple fact I still possess a fresh, tight, virgin ass-pussy.’
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your face will get fucked moar, lol! How about you try bein’ a shitty writer at the very least first, hoar AND gross!
with dad shitty beard n all. his face looks like pussy too
Mugshots Or GTFO. Also cucks.
der Frühling blutet in Paris
Oh no, I regret nothing.
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You did Nazi that coming
*throws a strawberry milkshake at Barrett Brown*
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CLIP: “Arrest them.. and if they are convicted, then they are to be put to death.”
@knoxsheriff’s Detective Grayson Fritts calls for LGBTQ people to be arrested, tried, and executed.
Over on Facebook we learn from a local attorney that Knox County Sheriff’s Pastor/Detective Fritts once fired into a crowd and shot a shoplifter in the neck.