Pictured here from left to right, three band members (presumably), Fred Durst, and David Blaine.
CLEVELAND, OH–In it’s annual induction ceremony earlier this week, the Rock and Roll Hall of Shame was pleased to welcome nu-metal pioneers, Limp Bizkit, into it’s newly founded museum. The band, which formed in 1994 in Jacksonville, FL, rose to moderate success riding the coattails of bands such as Korn and mixing the perfect blend of heavily distorted, simple guitar riffs and aggressive, juvenile rap lyrics, which subjects included everything from failed sexual encounters to breaking human facial structures.
“I think it’s pretty [depletive exleted] obvious that this was our goal from day one when we started jamming on some George Michael tunes” said Fred Durst, frontman/only actual band member. “By the time Chocolate Starfish [and the Hot Dog Flavored Water] dropped, even I was surprised people were still throwing away their scrilla on us.” Added Durst, “Damn right, I’m a maniac!”
While the other members of the band were unable to attend/didn’t give a rat’s ass about anything Limp Bizkit-related anymore, Durst gladly accepted the honor on their behalves and even pleased the crowd with a solo performance. An excerpt can be seen here:
Other inductees this year included Third Eye Blind, The Spin Doctors, and Chumbawamba. Kid Rock, a notable genre-spanning awful “musician”, was not inducted to the museum of rock musical failures this year, but instead attended his induction into the Country Music Hall of Shame in Nashville.
11 replies on “Limp Bizkit Inducted Into Rock and Rock Hall of Shame”
Who the hell posted this?
It’s comedy gold
That’s the most rockin’ guitar solo since Hendrix set his shit on fire.
that guitar solo…oh my god. i’ve never heard a guitar played like that.
I haven’t heard guitar playing, so legendary, since KardRore.
Recently I found out what the term “Limp Biscuit” actually means. To be honest, Fred Durst isn’t that much different than the actual definition.
No. In fact, he stands for all things limp, biscuit or otherwise. Except guitar skill, he is mightily erect.
tell us what a limp bizkit is, panama monster
isn’t it fred durst’s favorite dessert?
My daddy used to fix me what he called “limp biscuits” in the morning before school. He used to say he stayed up all night fixin’ ’em, but I know it wasn’t true because he was asleep with me about every night! Mm-mm! They tasted so sweet, even though he would saturate those biscuits with this creamy, salty butter to give them that damp consistency I crave. What texture!
I just can’t get enough of you, baby.
American Pickerss, Frankie, loves to get Mikes Limp Bizkit all hard then have it RAMMED up his FatAss.