Thomas Kinkade, famed “painter of light,” died on Friday under mysterious circumstances at the age of 54. Early reports from a police autopsy have told a bizarre story: Kinkade died from a polonium 210 poisoning, which is an extremely potent poison lethal in incredibly small doses.
Analysts suggest that only a very well-connected and powerful entity could possibly have access to such a rare poison, prompting a spat of wild speculation. This automatically narrows the field of suspects to governments and supergovernmental organizations such as the Illuminati. But why would the Illuminati have an interest in killing off Thomas Kinkade?
It’s a well-known fact that the vast majority of the Illuminati’s wealth is invested in timeless works of art, and a large proportion of their annual income is derived from copyright claims and the sale of art memorabilia such as posters. By providing such overly popular images, Kinkade actually undercut the Illuminati in the same way Michael Jackson did. Artistic success is a zero-sum game and the Illuminati is always undercut by emerging popular artists.
Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Kobain, Jim Morrison, and Amy Winehouse all died at the age of 27, but Kinkade’s age of death was exactly twice that at 54. Why does the Illuminati work only in intervals of 27? Expert numerologist Angstrom H. Troubadour explained the numeric aspect of this ritual is very important to the Illuminati, and said, “Artistic cleansing is especially significant to their theories about advancing society towards their mystical anti-Christian agenda.”
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Thomas Kinkade is with Jesus now.
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Another falsehood. This fellow died from inhaling one to many of his own farts.
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Thomas Kinkade was an inspiration to me all my life. I thank him for all the light he brought the world.
There are many reasons he could have been suicided.
One is to gain control of his business.
Two is to let everyone know this particular group is menacing and out to harm those that “mess them up”….
Thank you for giving you life to making us look for love….
Thank you for giving us something to aspire too.
And as far as marking your territory… those of us that under stand the way a particular company has treated us like cattle…
You had balls.
God accept you with open arms.
God bless all you loved.