INTERNET — Julian Assange passed on a few last words to Sarah Harrison, Thursday, before Ecuador blocked his internet connection and took away his right to visitors.
“Julian told me that Donald Trump’s been replaced with a computer simulation. He said I should be very sure to tell everyone that this is what he means when he warns us about Artificial Intelligence,” Teary-eyed Harrison shouted this to protesters stationed outside the Embassy, who amplified each syllable with the human microphone.
“Hillary Clinton’s State Department set the wheels moving on secretly deposing Trump ahead of time, even backing Trump, throwing what should have been an easy election.” The WikiLeaks supporters gasped, moaned, prominent supporter Suzi Dawson fell to her knees.
The human microphone lost all rhythm, confusing Harrison’s speech. “Wikileaks is preparing the release of the Deep State Files which will confirm that the Deep State has indeed assassinated or imprisoned Donald Trump, replacing him with computer simulations and lookalikes. The desired outcome of the Deep State is outrageous government debt, which is achieved through spending bigger than Hillary could have ever considered. The Donald Trump simulation is used to make everyone more poor, more enslaved to the Deep State than ever before in history.”
Chants of ‘Deep State Files’ rang clear, overwhelming Harrison’s story at several points, but a tense and uncomfortable silence prevailed as Harrison gestured decisively at the ground.
“Wikileaks has NEVER been proven wrong. We have PROOF the deep state has a fake Trump out there to push dangerous and unpopular actions in a democracy. The tariffs on industrial imports, new co-operative offensive actions to carve up the Middle East more quickly. Of course the Deep State is doing all this, and Trump might have been real, but now he’s just a Deep State Fake! Why it’s so easy with today’s computers that even a college student can make a Fake Trump. Still don’t think the Deep State can take over Donald Trump’s position? You’ll see the proof soon, on hashtag #DEEPSTATEFILES, so stay tuned folks! It’s gonna be a real barn burner like you haven’t seen in all of Wikileaks HISTORY! Finally we have a hold of the DEEP STATE FILES!”
The screams and shouts of nearly insane joy from supporters at this solemn moment broken in upon by total rapture was too terrible to put into words.
9 replies on “Did the Deep State REPLACE Donald Trump with a computer simulation?”
Folks around here doin’ too much acid. Plus too much time on their hands.
Why hasn’t some sniper blown his fuckin’ head off by now, considering the millions of times he’s stepped out on to that embassy balcony in what 5 almost 6 years now?! He’s there for a reason, like Trump he’s become this reality tv type demagogue who’s fake news ‘internet hackerness’ is exploits of the present day oligarchy. The Madd Professor hazbin hasn’t hacked anything since the 90’s.
*pokes jew with burnt offerings
Happy April sufferer of Fools Chronicle.su
Moar like unbalanced yellow-red journalism around these here parts. Bigly. Js.
Julian Assange ⌛️
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Should Donald J Trump pardon Julian Assange?
5:05 PM – 7 Apr 2018
There’s no period after the ‘J’. Js.
Jullian Assange should be pardoned where is Trumps doubles at tho and JJ he president then
Where is all trump doubles how they get the real trump
Is JJ ok he president then