THE INTERNET – Geo’s newest Chronicle Career took a turn for the worst Saturday after the 17-year-old PS3 addicted college dropout decided once and for all, again, that his beloved Internet newspaper has gone astray.
“I thought you guys were back on the right track after [redacted]’s article about [redacted], but with every celebrity death hoax you spawn out of boredom, my faith in you is just a little bit more eroded.”
Let me show you how it’s done:
[chronicle.su article by geo himself]
Up and coming stoner critic salutes self righteous indignation
I’m geohotz. Anonymous hacked Sony and later, the government. I think they are onto us, by the way dude, just to let you know. Smoke weed erryday niqqas you kno how I do, keyboard warriors represent 2012.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: this is actual copy written by Geo] when i first stumbled upon this site thanks to the hacking of the playstation network, i thought i had found a group of people with similar ideas and morals who had wisdom beyond mine they could pass on to me.
for awhile, that was true. and then later i was like no.
it dawned on me around the time of the Akon article that I knew far less about these individuals than I had thought. but i still knew they were so much better than me
While i still believe Brutus had somewhat good intentions in this endevoar, I can’t say the same for you Trout, you disgusting motherfucker. Even though Brutus wrote the Akon article. I’m still not sure about him. Hm. Wonder if he’s gay?
And that’s why the chronicle sucks and I’m outta here. And I’m never coming back.
19 replies on “Geo quits again”
Told ya @kilgoar that you should have let me hit him in head last with the door….#rEVoLVinG
*last time…..still recovering for 420 #derp
this article doesn’t have the geo seal of approval. if you’re going to post under my name you could at least have the courtesy to give me an account
btw frankmason’s youtube is DOLOTSOFACID.
also this article is old news. it’s like you’re trying to make old news new news haha hahahahahahaha hhahahahahahaha hshahahahahahahahahaha btchz
Hey Geo, welcome back.
Geo you have a VERY unique style of #. Your presence is always welcome.
i don’t #
bydaway trout, you’re presence smells like decomposing body.
is anybody else hungry?
It is the dead soldier you’re making fun of. I can’t believe you would write something like that. It’s so awful.
Kill th3j35t3r! *pushes th3j35t3r wheelchair into on coming traffic
by posting that message you #. don’t even start with me geo or i’ll throw you right back in the barrel.
#rOaDkiLL DINNER TIME!
You just found his dox from a year ago now….that must be some really good pot there geofag..*hits geo in the head with the door
stop hating yourself
“if you’re going to post under my name you could at least have the courtesy to give me an account”
you want stories let me write stories. or maybe i can just write obituaries. shit i have a good one..
Start with yours!!!
Jealous much Frank….
it aint frankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkm
its “shut your whore mouth”
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