Jack Black Dead at 45

Jack Black is Dead
Jack Black is Dead

HOLLYWOOD — Jack Black, comedic actor, died Monday evening after suffering a severe stroke at the age of 45. Fans mourn the loss of Jack Black and suspect his death was related to overindulgence in candy over several decades.

Black was rumored to have rented out a candy store where he was granted 24-hour permission to do anything he wanted inside. Fans said Black drew the shades, and emerged in the middle of the night, unable to speak or see. He died shortly thereafter.

Black’s estate will be disbursed and charitably donated to SETI, the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence.

26 replies on “Jack Black Dead at 45”

That’s not a nice thing to say,if you have somebody in your family died, would you like someone to say that about your family or friends or someone close you know

If hes really dead thats so sad the way people are talking about him herel… Should b ashamed of yoursellf for leaving post so stupid…

IM GLAD TO HEAR HE ISNT DEAD?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, well you know what? I don’t believe the world asked your opinion. You suck, and why did you write this anyways? No one bothered to reply except me. I feel sad for you right now. It doesn’t matter what I say, because you’ll just keep on doing whatever you want for a drop of attention. Good, bad, doesn’t matter. Money isn’t the only currency. Attention works as well. Whatever I say won’t do anything, but I don’t like what you’ve said, so I want to say something about it. So really, I’m in a losing battle. It wouldn’t matter whether I reply or not, it won’t change your mind. Meh, I think I’ll reply anyway.

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