OH BLEAK, RAINBOW-TINTED POST-APOCALYPTIC IMAGE-DRENCHED MILLENNIALS OF THE WORLD WIDE INTERWEB
Whether ye brand be Bro, Redneck, Hip Hopper, Pill Popper, Punk, Nerd, Hippie, Goth, Fur, Gamer
You are WORTHLESS, and your tuna munching at that important meeting is a disaster for everyone around you!
You’re probably sitting there underemployed, overworked, without benefits, crushed by student loans, and up to your ass in busywork in an office full of older people who just read that story disparaging your generation. They’re all having a chuckle at you right now, aren’t they? This happens at least once or twice a month. They pass these stories around and synchronize a hateful change in their attitudes towards you in the workplace.
Now it’s lunchtime and you feel sudden terror at remembering you packed a tuna sandwich.
MILLENIALS: GO FORTH INTO THE WORLD AND EAT THAT TUNA SANDWICH
7 replies on “MANIFESTO FOR MILLENNIALS”
Old ppl eat tuna fish and prefer trump, REAL millenials eat sushi & like uncle Bernie comrade.
Old ppl eat tuna fish & prefer Mr. Trump, but REAL millenials eat sushi & like uncle Bernie, comrade.
Ugh the smartphone you use is an iPhone, kill yourself you
Ya got rats among ya. Also again kilgoar and hatesec are being confused as one entity.
I have no problems with this.
left sock, right sock, dongiwafuck
https://nowtoronto.com/news/ecoholic/what-micah-white-learned-from-the-failure-of-occupy-wall-street/ ps- S(h)ocked that John ‘the mouth rapist of the underage’ Teissen can even spell the word entity yet use it correctly a sentence.
*in a sentence