Fans mourn the loss of Aella, prominent sex influencer, writer, and pornstar. Aella was found dead in her San Francisco penthouse Monday morning by police investigating a noise complaint. Deputy Frankie Hardswallow said the adult film star “died in unspeakable pleasure.”
Detective Chris Mooney has not yet ruled out foul play, saying, “It sure looks like a suicide to me, but she was mixed up with some really messed up people, said and did many things most normal people might find despicable.”
Aella was a member of a Neo-Randist cult called “The Rationalists,” a nascent organization loosely bound together by the perceived threat of AI undermining the human drive towards excellence. Like Rand’s so-called Objectivism, its founder Eliezer Yudkowsky charts out a path to Truth, his so called Sequences. Yudkowsky’s tedious intuition pump essays appeal most of all to unwary young engineers and software developers who hope to optimize the logic of their brain. However, the violent past of Yudkowsky’s radicalized followers has necessarily caused concern for local police investigating the still-unexplained death of Aella.
Public opinion of Aella’s “Rationalism” as applied to intimate human relations turned her into a grotesque lolcow on social media, trolling abuse culminating in her reaction, “…I’m a meme…I feel kind of broken…I’m so sad the world is shaped this way.” Social media user Sarah Norman responded, “I don’t even follow her and yet she is on my timeline talking taboo this, sex that, children this, and so what? No one cares. I don’t care. Fix the algorithm, Elon.”
Internet Chronicle was able to reach Grimes, pop star and sole defender of Aella’s philosophy. Grimes told reporters, “I want this like, off the record, okay? Quote the other stuff I said. It’s like, she’s a philosopher. Hello? You’re supposed to be making people angry and provoking their reaction big time. Flat out, they just don’t get it. Like a play party is where adults have sex, not kids. It wasn’t really like that at all, not like they say at least.”
Porn fanatic Jeb Garvin wrote on Aella’s memorial Facebook page, “I never got the philosophy thing from her, I always thought she was more about gangbangs. Always felt like I could talk books with Charlotte Sartre or even Sasha Grey, but I never got the feeling like Aella reads too much. To each their own.”