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th3j35t3r brings the heat down on Wounded Warriors

UGNazi's leader: Dana White?

Self-styled “Patriot hacktivist for good,” th3j35t3r, has famously used his platform as a criminal vigilante to solicit donations for the Wounded Warrior Project. The Wounded Warrior Project came under attack early Friday morning from a possible Anonymous splinter group known as UGNazi, which insistently denies any affiliation with Anonymous.

Critics of th3j35t3r suggest that using such highly controversial and illegal acts of vigilantism to promote the Wounded Warrior Project is not appropriate, and most soldiers would not approve if they were aware. However, the Wounded Warrior Project has indeed thanked th3j35t3r for his support in the past, possibly unaware they may have jeopardized the safety of their own web presence by doing so.

Although the story is still developing, it is important to note that UGNazi did not, in fact, attack the Wounded Warrior Project’s actual donation page. Predictably, th3j35t3r has accused UGNazi of an alliance with Anonymous and has promised reprisal, as vigilante law dictates.

11 replies on “th3j35t3r brings the heat down on Wounded Warriors”

Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, and Airmen in the NOCs at bases worldwide openly mock this faggot. Did you read that thj35t3r? YOU’RE A RUNNING JOKE.

The only ‘troops’ that support this fag are the half brain-dead fucks that had to take the ASVAB multiple times to enlist.

You, Mr. Ryan sound like an ignorant buffoon. Do you think you could maybe seek out and employ a thesaurus to increase your very limited understanding of the english language?

As far as the joke, well, I hope to see some lulz come your way if th3j35t3r decides that you have said more than you should have.

The violence that emits from your post makes me truly hope that you yourself are not serving. We dont need a few psychotic men….theres already too many out there. Good luck with anything you do online. I have a feeling you’re going to need it.

I would like to emit some bodily fluids on your face.

Does it upset you that th3j35t3r isn’t hero worshiped by the actual people defending this country?

Th3j35t3r is to the military as a kid with a plastic hammer is next to his dad out in a shop.

Need I say more?

Jester and his haters just need some alone time. Pound out those frustrations. Anally if you don’t get it yet. The question is, would Jester give Cosmo a hummer while he’s reaming John Tiessen out?

BREAKING NEWS: Th3j35t3r has joined a class action lawsuit regarding a malfunctioning transvaginal surgical mesh. The prolapse was contained but the scars on j35t3r’s “easy bake oven” have caused mental anguish resulting in daily outbursts on the popular website Twitter.

UPDATE: It has come to our producer’s attention that Th3j35t3r has long suffered from Tango Down’s Syndrome and this may have contributed to a slow recovery process.

Throw that gook into the oven….we love the smell of seared flesh of skiddy faggot$ in the morning!

Ffs between pedo hunting, zombies, bath salts, and Canadian cannibals do think someone could get off their asses and write, instead of running around the woods naked & drunk, and baptisting babes in the hawt tub. Yes I am talking to you Kilgoar teh baptist of #inglip!

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