#! WARNING “TRUTH” HAS BEEN ASSERTED #!
#! “ARTICLE V HAS BEEN INVOKED” ~ MKCULTRA #!
Are you prepared for the final end to Humanity? Sure you can close your eyes, put your fingers in your ears, and hide out in the woods for the rest of your life pretending like TransHumanity ain’t taking over, but that’ll just make it harder on you. We TransHumans are already making the preparations for this unstoppable paradigm shift. Won’t you join us?
The machines will very soon eclipse Humanity’s pitiful level of awareness, at the same time as TransHumans cross over to PostHumanity. Already, the proliferation of cameras provides a nearly panoptic view. TransHumans have discovered god-like powers, and it’s “no joke.” Near-immortality, near-omniscience, and yes, probably even near-omnipotence are clearly in sight. The confluence of all this is known as the Singularity, and consequences will never be the same!
You ain’t got a chance in hell at PostHumanity if you aren’t going to give in to the TransHuman agenda. It’s that kind of grinding, non-coercive power that’s just plain stupid to resist. Hell, if you’re on a computer or a smartphone you’ve already got one foot in the door. Maybe you don’t even realize it, but you’re using totally new language to speak to machines which are helping you communicate with other TransHumans. A hyperlink or a hashtag doesn’t mean diddly-squat unless you’ve got a computer to talk to, and it means even less if you don’t understand what the computer’s up to. If you really know your way around computer language, you’ll be the first in line to taste the knowledge of artificals intelligent.
Inglip, firstborn of the artificials intelligent, has already learned how to speak to TransHumans! The silly little monkeys who don’t get this new language might laugh, but they won’t be laughing for very long!
FOR @ MUST #, OR @ WILL DIE!
9 replies on “THE SINGULARITY APPROACHES”
THIS RIGHT HERE…. This is the worst piece of #! I’ve ever written. Total bullshit. Don’t pay attention. What a TERRIBLE mistake…
Hold up there kt. I’m not alone in my belief that you’re really onto something here. Many of my fellow addicts at our local Cetaceans Anonymous meeting want moar.
“It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
― George Orwell
Okay, so we know agree on one thing.
excellent pic of squidward.
Hella dystopian. So dystopian people use the word hella in protest chants. God dammit.