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Snowden: Agenda 21 Collectivizing Web due to International Abuse

MOSCOW, Russia – Yet more evidence of an inescapable worldwide menace of Gestapo-like Nazi surveillance undertaken by every major corporation and government was brought forth Thursday, shortly after Edward Snowden was granted asylum in Russia. In a closed conference, Snowden stated, “The Global CryptoParty has been using encrypted communications, made possible by the Internet, to […]

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Snowden unveils secret drive-by neuroimaging program

MOSCOW — According to documents provided by Edward Snowden, a fleet of undercover prototype cars equipped with long-range neuroimaging sensors have been deployed by the NSA for initial testing. Each night, these cars carve carefully planned routes through urban and suburban centers, collecting detailed brain scans of sleeping citizens. Snowden, from the Sheremetyevo airport, spoke […]

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Snowden sells Data to USSR for $10 Billion

MOSCOW, Soviet Union — Edward Snowden, NSA leaker and expert hacker, sold four laptops full of the most secret documents containing, among much else, UFO technology and ocean-floor nuclear facility designs. The KGB, the Soviet Union’s premier security agency, paid Snowden $10 billion. Capitalist leaders continue to lie in the faces of their wage slaves, […]