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Leak reveals Tim Pool “scorned” after toothy trans affair in 2014

Tim Pool leads a gay pride march for #Occupy in 2012

INTERNET — The Anonymous hacking collective announced “Operation Pool’s Closed,” Tuesday, calling on hacktivists around the world to shut down Tim Pool’s podcast after his wild political rants radicalized yet another mass shooter, leading to several more deaths.

The fallout for Pool has been instant and devastating. Leaked messages from 2014 reveal Tim Pool’s desperate pleas to give oral sex to trans Internet Chronicle reporter Jaime Cochran.

Leaked DMs show Tim Pool was desperate to “give head” to Internet Chronicle reporter

Long before Tim Pool’s rise to fame, the future right wing podcast host appeared in the 2014 documentary film Hacker Wars, partying alongside trans Internet Chronicle writer Jaime Cochran and future neo-nazi white nationalist Andrew Aurnheimer. At this time both weev and Pool claimed to be members of the leftist “Occupy” movement, representing the 99%.

Self-swatting victim Barrett Brown and disgraced sexual harassment philosophy professor Peter Ludlow also appeared in the critically-acclaimed documentary, adding to the extreme sexual tension between Cochran and Pool.

Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, a close personal friend and coworker of Jaime’s said, “Asshurt [Cochran] certainly believed that Pool’s slide towards anti-trans homophobia began with this exchange, which became heated. He was a man scorned, and he has not forgotten or forgiven Jamie. This rejection caused him to extend his malice for her towards all trans people, everywhere. Since then he has nearly sworn off all sex, claiming to be a ‘graysexual’, but we all know his constant campaign against trans people started with his inability to give good head.”

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Four dead, one critical after family sedan crashes into false tunnel painted on canyon wall

Coyote prime suspect

SALT LAKE CITY—A car has been smashed to pieces in a fiery crash that left a Yosemite family dead, and one critically injured.

While on vacation in the Great Basin Desert on Friday, a family of four crashed into a false tunnel, a mural painted on the side of a cliff face made to resemble the continuation of a two-lane blacktop like the family was already driving on.

Unlike his wife and daughter, the driver of the car did not die immediately upon impact. EMT Matt Lawson said he told them his name was Sam, before succumbing to death.

“When we arrived on the scene he was still looking around in shock, blood in his mustache, not his blood,” Lawson said. “That was when Sam saw his family, dead and dying in the car. He then lay back in the driver’s seat, holding fresh white roses to his chest, as X’s formed over his eyes, and he was gone.”

Chief Deputy Chad Marsden said the scene was too gruesome to describe, choosing instead to highlight the bravery of one sole survivor.

“We pulled the boy out of the car,” Marsden said. “The only survivor. He come slinking out of the vehicle shaped like an accordion. Played music as he waddled over to paramedics.”

Tragically, after being loaded into an ambulance, they too encountered a false tunnel, this time painted into a tree. There were no survivors.

According to deputies the suspect made no effort to cover his tracks. Detectives say both scenes were littered with black and white paint cans, all labeled ACME. Investigators working at the crash site say it is not the first time they have encountered materials or supplies from that company used in senseless acts of violence.

“These antics have got to stop,” Marsden said. “The perpetrator of these zany, over-the-top, hilarious acts of senseless violence must be brought to justice.”

Authorities are looking for a coyote who was seen in the area on the same day.

“It is very unusual for a coyote to be out in the daytime, by his self,” Marsden said. “If you see this coyote, do not engage as he is considered to be armed and dangerous with giant powerful magnets and cheap weapons, which are prone to backfire. Instead, please report any sightings to 911.”

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Internet Chronicle OUTLIVES BuzzFeed News

It’s the end of an era — or is it?

BuzzFeed News so Chronicle could.

INTERNET — BuzzFeed News has closed their doors. It was a website but they had doors. They’re closed now, those doors are.

They actually tried to work, gathering investigative news and doing investigations, driving a strong hard news spike into their claim of journalistic territory, even winning a Pulitzer last year. Little did it matter, they were gone within the year, and just Internet Chronicle remains.

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Raleigh Sakers himself commemorated the event with his dick out, but everybody stayed cool about it. He said he was not busy so he came by.

“You guys this is really fucking special,” he said. “Me, being here.”

Sakers, a seasoned news enigma, says the irony of a publisher killing news programs is not lost on him.

“People always come up to me, they say Raleigh, I thought publishers published? But just like with BuzzFeed it’s the same with like you, publishers shutting down the news.” Raleigh was grinning. “Yeah. I said yeah, that’s what we do.”

The Chronicle Coin is on display at the Cuthbert, Georgia City Park tomorrow, Friday April 21. The exhibit runs until 11 p.m. when the park closes, at which point the Chronicle Coin will move permanently to their North American headquarters, located just down the street.

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