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2 replies on “SPRAYPAIN: Lebal Drocer ‘Pain-Spray’ Offers Cheap, Easy Solution to Complex Emotional Trauma”
I’d rather snort Terror Max off a whores ass .. call me old fashioned.
Anywho fgt http://nytimes.com/2015/11/21/opinion/saudi-arabia-an-isis-that-has-made-it.html ps- opmanning has a piratepad link for an op posted in their TL if ur bored & looking to troll anonytards.
been there,done that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “you’re old fashioned”