HOUSTON — After ultrasound scans showed Alfredo Gonzalez of Houston Texas aggressively absorbed his twin sister while still inside his mother’s womb, a group of armed Texas Rangers took Gonzalez into custody. Sheriff Jane Arapaima told reporters, “A human life begins in the second trimester, and so does the law.”
Gonzalez was restrained in a specially designed mold and escorted to the Arlen County juvenile detention center. “It’s a shame that the criminals are getting younger and younger,” remarked detention center warden Jeff Richards, “Frankly I think it’s because of all of the Mexicans.”
The devoured twin did not receive a name, as the state of Texas only confers a legal name after birth, but the parents planned to name the absorbed victim Eliza. Enraged, Eliza’s mother Mrs. Angela Gonzalez promised, “I will prosecute Alfredo to the fullest extent of the law. There will be justice for Eliza!”
6 replies on “Texan newborn charged with murder after absorption of twin”
lol what the fuck is this shit? im blocking this website on my router this shit is a joke
This site is demented crap of the worst sort. Go get some counselling for your perversions.Blocked!
Lol I wouldn’t even be surprised if this really happened. U S A!!
alfredo is innocent. he had a reasonable fear for his life. stand-your-ground wins again.
I seriously think that this site is Uncyclopedia…
What country do we live in. Honestly people hate Mexicans so much they arrest fetuses a negative 1 year old like tf that’s racist and stoopid