Hacker leak: most politicians rely on computer algorithm

ShadowMindGear is dangerously cooking the books of American Politics, and only Chronicle.SU has the scoop. . . .

chronicle.su SUCKS and is gay

The Chronicle.SU is shit and I don’t go there. . . .

Tupac Lives! Biggie Lives! Osama Lives! Alrart Lives!

A piece of fiction claiming Tupac is alive and well was placed on PBS in an attempt by “LulzSec” to out-do the Chronicle at spamming satire to large audiences. . . .

Hunter S Thompson: Still Alive!

Tired of writing, Hunter S. Thompson apparently faked his own death. . . .

Chronicle.SU LIES!

Today’s news comes as no surprise at all, you fucking spineless bastards! . . .

A Social Experiment

When blind dates attack! . . .

The Ten Commandments of Inglip

Today I witnessed a seizure in the worldwide digital brain. I am here to inform you that all corporations are actually controlled by a precise computer program that has taken over management . . .

Chronicle.SU is run by both the US and Russian government, so say the cookies!

The following quote was posted on AnonNews.org today, finally revealing the truth about Chronicle.SU, which has long been known as a government Psy-Op campaign to discredit Anonymous through hilarious jokes. Strangely, it is completely correct. We’re not a satire web site. We are in fact harvesting all your illegal activities into a searchable database that . . .

Anonymous is not dead yet

The power of Anonymous rests in the media attention it gets. A small group of people began to act as the sole media front-end for Anonymous and held all the power in this position. Anonymous lost confidence in its own representatives and has since continued with business as usual. The failed DDoS attack on the . . .

The land of Oz

Today, Earth received message that the Mars expedition discovered fossil evidence for life on Mars. The fossilized remains of what appear to be a trilobite have led scientists to the startling conclusion that life in our solar system most likely originated somewhere else. . . .