Snowden is having troubled getting marijuana in Russia
MOSCOW — Snowden recently made an appearance at the Chaos Communication Congress in Berlin and promised to reveal more documents detailing invasive NSA surveillance. However, Snowden complained of trouble scoring marijuana, which he said is “essential” to further hacking work.
Although the audience laughed at . . .
The corporatist agenda of Joey’s World Tour International is as beneficial to public health as it is overt. . . .
New “One Ring” Operating System terrifies audiences
The One Ring Headquarters (Internet)
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
INTERNET — Do you hear the sound of your mind being submerged in its unconscious? The psychic pulsing . . .
Damn it feels good to be a furtroll. . . .
Meet Shoenice, the man who force-fed laughter into the hearts and minds of all people everywhere. . . .
Sexual harasser and Black Republican Herman Cain has brought himself as much publicity as possible with his fake presidential campaign, selling hundreds of thousands of books each time he utters “999.” But is a truckload of pussy and book money all that all he hopes to gain by running for president? In his latest ad, an image of a man dragging a cigarette is followed by what can only be described as a trollface.jpg. See for yourself: . . .
Tired of writing, Hunter S. Thompson apparently faked his own death. . . .
A story of domestic terrorism for the state, which we now control. . . .
Che Guevara doesn’t bitch, he revolutionizes-thanks to the latest in t-shirt design. The Soviet Chronicle is granted an awe-inspiring and super-rare interview with Che, and Che does not disappoint. . . .
Parents beware. Your children are doing drugs inside their video games. The Soviet Chronicle goes nose deep into the world of cocaine video gaming and overdoses on the shit. . . .