After months in Russia, Snowden Still Unable to Find Reliable Weed Hookup

Snowden is having troubled getting marijuana in Russia

MOSCOW — Snowden recently made an appearance at the Chaos Communication Congress in Berlin and promised to reveal more documents detailing invasive NSA surveillance. However, Snowden complained of trouble scoring marijuana, which he said is “essential” to further hacking work.

Although the audience laughed at . . .

“Exponential Growth” of Joey’s World Tour does not concern qualified health care professionals

The corporatist agenda of Joey’s World Tour International is as beneficial to public health as it is overt. . . .

Sinister Facebook Competitor Challenges “One” Universe Theory

New “One Ring” Operating System terrifies audiences

The One Ring Headquarters (Internet)

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

INTERNET — Do you hear the sound of your mind being submerged in its unconscious? The psychic pulsing . . .

Pawin’ Off with Furfags

Damn it feels good to be a furtroll. . . .

SHOENICE

Meet Shoenice, the man who force-fed laughter into the hearts and minds of all people everywhere. . . .

Herman Cain: Trolling America

Sexual harasser and Black Republican Herman Cain has brought himself as much publicity as possible with his fake presidential campaign, selling hundreds of thousands of books each time he utters “999.” But is a truckload of pussy and book money all that all he hopes to gain by running for president? In his latest ad, an image of a man dragging a cigarette is followed by what can only be described as a trollface.jpg. See for yourself: . . .

Hunter S Thompson: Still Alive!

Tired of writing, Hunter S. Thompson apparently faked his own death. . . .

Chronicle.SU a Tremendous Success

A story of domestic terrorism for the state, which we now control. . . .

CHE GUEVARA SEEN WEARING “STOP BITCHING, START A REVOLUTION” T-SHIRT

Che Guevara doesn’t bitch, he revolutionizes-thanks to the latest in t-shirt design. The Soviet Chronicle is granted an awe-inspiring and super-rare interview with Che, and Che does not disappoint. . . .

New Video Game Subverts Morality

Parents beware. Your children are doing drugs inside their video games. The Soviet Chronicle goes nose deep into the world of cocaine video gaming and overdoses on the shit. . . .