HOUSTON — Fans mourn the loss of Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter after a series of high-profile public embarrassments. Sunday, some fans blamed a blackout during the Super Bowl on Beyoncé’s extravagant halftime show, which featured the world’s biggest neon lights shaped like Beyoncé’s face. This comes on the heels of allegations Beyoncé lip-synced “The Star Spangled Banner” at President Barack Obama’s inauguration.
Police investigators confirm early reports the suicide was an intentional overdose on Diazepam, a medication Beyoncé took to ease her fits of manic depression. Her physician, Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, attributed the fits to “stress related to identity issues.”
Beyoncé’s estate has been transferred to her surviving husband, Jay-Z, who did not return several badgering messages left by Chief Editor of The Internet Chronicle, Raghubir Goyal.
9 replies on “Beyoncé Commits Suicide, age 31”
She will be missed.
This news has been spreading lately. So I Googled it. This is the only site reporting said news.
After seeing the insert I must say, fine troll, sir. Mighty fine troll.
She deserved it
Seriously? It would be all over the news if it was true. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
I’m ashamed of you.
Lmao that’s not even a picture of Beyonce. Its whitney houston.
Love this site.
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That’s Whitney Houston somebody going to hell
YEEESSS!!!!
NO MORE BEYONCÉ!
HE/SHE/HORRIBLE SELF CENTERED RICH DEMON PUPPET OF THE MODERN MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!!