I’m cucksec and you’re reading the Future of News ‘Net Chronicle.su After a juvenile, embarrassing and misdirected rant posted to internet hate site CHRONICLE.SU – creators of the videogame Rust banned a player named “kilgoar” who wrote the “BLOG post” seen by millions. A ‘blog is short for web-log which – unlike this news site […]
Dear winners, If you are reading this, then CONGRATULATIONS on your big win. You did it. You finally won. Life as a winner is going to feel quite a bit different. First of all, winners don’t quit. In that way life will always be the same, but because that’s your new point of reference, life […]
SIBERIA– Igor Ivanov took first place after his only surviving opponent took his own life during the hotly anticipated Siberian Open Russian Roulette Tourney ’14. The to-be annual championship is held at the prestigious abandoned number station south of Kayerkan Кайеркан. Event coordinators came up with the idea when desperate athletes, eager for drink and […]
The 2014 World Cup will be the safest, most patriotic World Cup ever, gaming officials said Monday.
Indignant Nike laborers selfishly demanded $88 monthly wage, like it even costs that much to live on a pile of dirt. The police had an answer for that.
LOUSIVILLE — Kevin Ware, basketball player for the Lousiville Cardinals, suffered a brutal leg injury at the hands of fiendish Illuminati players from Duke. Diving to block a shot and influenced by some kind of witchcraft, Ware landed badly and his leg shattered at the shin. Doctors say it will take at least 10 years […]
HOUSTON — Fans mourn the loss of Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter after a series of high-profile public embarrassments. Sunday, some fans blamed a blackout during the Super Bowl on Beyoncé’s extravagant halftime show, which featured the world’s biggest neon lights shaped like Beyoncé’s face. This comes on the heels of allegations Beyoncé lip-synced “The Star Spangled Banner” at President […]
Firstly, I would like to admit that I am a true believer in David Icke’s reptilian theory. However, as time has passed, I’ve realized that Icke’s increasingly influenced by the very reptilians he believes he is fighting. David Icke’s visual frequency is not attenuated to his own image; hence, he is unable to realize he […]
Meepsheep is Derek R. Anderson of Aurora, Colorado, a 4chan regular who engages in illegal behavior on the internet and thinks people don’t know who he is.
Kilgore Trout stops Mason play dead in the water! DOUBLE OVERTIME