INTERNET — A team of masked men stormed the Ecuadorean embassy, Monday, killing five guards and Wikileaks publisher Julian Assange. Sunday, Assange tweeted a password which will open the 700TB ‘Deep State Files’ torrent to the public. Already this treasure trove of the Deep State’s most hidden data has proven that the CIA assassinated president John F. Kennedy and installed Putin in Russia as an American puppet state after the fall of the Soviet Union.
Fans, friends, and supporters across the world mourn Assange’s death on the #DeepStateFiles hashtag as they circulate the evidence he’s brought to light against the Deep State, but they’re also expressing resolve and bracing for more violence.
Assange’s Girlfriend and assassination eyewitness Pamela Anderson said, “I heard gunfire and then they broke the door down with a battering ram and put a rag over his face. I thought it was only chloroform but when they left, he wouldn’t wake up.”
Anderson, in tears during her interview on Fox News, said “At the time I thought he was okay, and what was most horrible was how they took all the computers and went through all of his hiding spots in no time. In all my time in Hollywood I’ve never seen choreography that smooth.”
Cryptic messages from proven hacker and Trump-insider, QAnon, suggest that a string of assassinations of high profile Deep State targets are in the works.
bool highcastle = true; trump.shell(“golfsafe”). if putinist.iran == (feminism + assad){kimjongun.nuke(Guam)}
Analyst Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador interpreted QAnon’s message, saying “Obviously Trump says he’s going back to work, yet he spent a whole week on the golf links. QAnon is telling us that this is Trump’s only defense from the Deep State, who will have trouble assassinating him from the fortified golf club. Not only that, but Trump is plotting several major international incidents to distract the Deep State from focusing on him.
12 replies on “Julian Assange assassinated after release of #DeepStateFiles password”
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Bullshit! Fake News.
Alternative facts actually.
i is here
*pushes a button & sets the baby raepin’ creep on fire*
We should talk.
gonna leave this righty here
Is Your Child Lying to You? That’s Good
https://nytimes.com/2018/01/05/opinion/sunday/children-lying-intelligence.html
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i existentially used drayno and haz no honey! wut to do? wut will happen? pleeze help
hallelujah, the stuff totally cured my autisms. praise the lawd.
So he disappeared from the embassy in October 2016 but now in January 2018 somebody stormed in there and killed him? How do you kill a person who is not there?
you had me until you brought up “his girlfriend pam anderson.” haha no way! totally fake news.