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INTERNET CHRONICLE proclaims VICTORY over ENTIRE state of Virginia

This is a reminder Internet Chronicle is the BEST and ONLY source of Real News Journalism this side of the Mississippi River, and especially in the Roanoke Valley. What made CHRONICLE.SU the BEST and helps us continue to lead the Real News Industry? Our reporters call to let us know if they’re going to be […]

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UNBELIEVABLE CATASTROPHE: ACID “FREAKOUT” BLAMED IN WRONGFUL DEATH OF LOCAL MAN’S EGO

A man’s ego was shattered Thursday while in the depths of an LSD freakout so intense, even his neighbors reported feeling it. Jill Stern, 73, says she was peering suspiciously at the world through her blinds when she felt uneasy. “I sort of felt what I’d call a cosmic disturbance, like Danny was up there […]

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Jaime Cochran lived

Celebrated hacker and satirist Jaime Cochran made the world a better place This afternoon we learned our beloved best friend, Jaime Cochran, passed away at her home in Oakland, California. The headline of this story, and the words in the body do not make sense on the screen. We are grieving her loss with everyone […]